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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I'm a simple guy who's looking for a simple girl who can be my partner in crime for nights of fun. I wish I could say more about myself in this part, but I'm kind of summed up in the rest of the profile. Anything that you would like to know about me can be found in the rest of the profile. And, don't worry, I don't bite.
What I’m doing with my life
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After finishing my bachelor's in education, I bounced around between a few part time gigs. In 2011 I was hired at hhgregg as a home theater salesman. Through a number of bumps and hills, I now am at entry level management in charge of operations.
When I'm not working, I do relax. Play my guitar, video games (only a little bit now and then), watch movies, read books, and relax outdoors.
Lastly, I'm looking for the path that best fits my life. Whether its the job that makes me feel good and wake up happy, or the woman that will make me feel complete, or finding things to do that are non-destructive and fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. I love making jokes about things, and telling stories from my life to make others laugh about my life. I guess buried in me is the dream of being a stand-up comic. I will frequently listen for stories or think of ideas that could be turned into a funny little bit. 'Course, what I find funny isn't necessarily funny to another person. Think Christopher Titus or Bill Cosby.

Also, I'm not too shabby at cooking. After I finished college, I decided I should start expanding my cooking beyond noodles and microwave. My two favorite dishes I make are a great chili (sausage and beef) and some bad-ass brownies (no funny stuff in them). I would love to get into Italian cooking on how to do it right, particularly manicotti and lasagna. One of my favorite foods is pizza, and would love to learn how to make it. But that is a science in and of itself. The right sauce, crust ingredients and strength, the amount of cheese and toppings, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh and my casuality. I love to laugh, and will always work to find something funny in any given situation. I'm known for cheap puns and jokes. But my laugh is somewhat infectious and has been known to spread. Its one of those good, old-fashioned belly laughs. You can't miss it :-D
I'm also a very casual dresser. Unless I need to be dressed up real fancy, I'm usually in shorts/jeans and a t-shirt. Unless, I get to a game day, then I'm in a jersey of sorts (and I have plenty to choose from.).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cookbooks, history books, novels, and anything that betters my brain. Looking at my bookshelf, I have books from stupid comedy to religious studies to history, and all over the spectrum.

Movies: My two favorite movies are Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Others I like Serenity, Star Wars, Anything by Tim Burton or Kevin Smith, Die Hard, and any movies with vampires (the real ones, not the twilight ones) and/or zombies. I honestly will give almost anything a shot. From romantic comedies to Splat Pack (yes, I'm a little twisted).

TV: Big Bang Theory, Wipeout, Sons of Anarchy, Friday Night Lights, The Tonight Show, True Blood, Entourage, Weeds, Supernatural, Rescue Me, Bones, Deadliest Warrior and the news (yes, I watch the news, quite frequently).

Music: Southern Rock, Blues, Pop (I know...), Country. Pretty much anything with a good beat.
- Give you an idea, here's some of the bands that have been frequenting my iPod selections: Avenged Sevenfold, Flyleaf, Halestorm, Brian Haner, MxPx, Good Charlotte, Ozzy, Taylor Swift (don't judge), etc. And that's just my recent selections...

Food: Barbecue, Pizza, Pasta, Breakfast. My favorite "food groups" are meat (bacon and beef particularly), cheese (fresh mozzarella is divine!) and dark chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my smartphone (though it is sluggish)
- My iPod (days of music in a small package)
- Laptop
- Books (I have a kindle, but I love the smell of books)
- Friends
- Glasses (can't see farther than a foot without them).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- where will life take me
- My future home: Nice amount of acreage, a massive garden, maybe some small game, alternative energy, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For now, just sitting at home probably because most of my friends work retail and are working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I watch professional wrestling like some women watch soap operas. Same bad stories, but more athleticism.
- I enjoy the occasional dose of celebrity gossip magazines.
- I decided to see "Black Swan" before I even heard of the lesbian scene
- I know what a hospital corner is and I implement them!
- I am terrified of being up high in tall buildings, but can stand on top of 14K foot mountains (go figure!)
You should message me if
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for some reason, i strike your fancy.
- If you read the whole profile, bravo! I'm really a nice guy, i've had all my shots, and i don't bite (the last two were meant as jokes. It comes from my previous employment at a pet supply store).
- If you smoke at all, don't bother. I find the smell and look disgusting.
- I do write back, and hopefully you'll do the same if I take the time to write you (though my initial message might not be the best. I'm horrible at the first message), Even if I'm being turned down