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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:25am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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I'm a simple guy who's looking for a simple girl who can be my partner in crime for nights of fun. I wish I could say more about myself in this part, but I'm kind of summed up in the rest of the profile. Anything that you would like to know about me can be found in the rest of the profile. And, don't worry, I don't bite.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in retail management. Not a glorious gig, but it pays the bills. That's 40 hours of awake time
When I'm not working, I do relax. Play my guitar, video games (only a little bit now and then), watch movies, and read books. I also have been on the path to better health by going to the gym three times a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making people laugh.

- I'm not too shabby at cooking.

- fixing computers
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. I love to laugh, and will always work to find something funny in any given situation. I'm known for cheap puns and jokes. But my laugh is somewhat infectious and has been known to spread. Its one of those good, old-fashioned belly laughs. You can't miss it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cookbooks, history books, novels, and anything that betters my brain. Looking at my bookshelf, I have books from stupid comedy to religious studies to history, and all over the spectrum.

Movies: My two favorite movies are Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Others I like Serenity, Star Wars, Anything by Tim Burton or Kevin Smith, Die Hard, and any movies with vampires (the real ones, not the twilight ones) and/or zombies. I honestly will give almost anything a shot. From romantic comedies to Splat Pack (yes, I'm a little twisted).

TV: Big Bang Theory, Wipeout, Sons of Anarchy, Friday Night Lights, The Tonight Show, True Blood, Entourage, Weeds, Supernatural, Rescue Me, Bones, Deadliest Warrior and the news (yes, I watch the news, quite frequently).

Music: Southern Rock, Blues, Pop (I know...), Country. Pretty much anything with a good beat.
- Give you an idea, here's some of the bands that have been frequenting my iPod selections: Avenged Sevenfold, Flyleaf, Halestorm, Brian Haner, MxPx, Good Charlotte, Ozzy, Taylor Swift (don't judge), etc. And that's just my recent selections...

Food: Barbecue, Pizza, Pasta, Breakfast. My favorite "food groups" are meat (bacon and beef particularly), cheese (fresh mozzarella is divine!) and dark chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my smartphone (though it is sluggish)
- My iPod (days of music in a small package)
- Laptop
- Books (I have a kindle, but I love the smell of books)
- Friends
- Glasses (can't see farther than a foot without them).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- where will life take me
- My future home: Nice amount of acreage, a massive garden, maybe some small game, alternative energy, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
For now, just sitting at home probably because most of my friends work retail and are working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I watch professional wrestling like some women watch soap operas. Same bad stories, but more athleticism.
- I enjoy the occasional dose of celebrity gossip magazines.
- I know what a hospital corner is and I implement them!
- I am terrified of being up high in tall buildings, but can stand on top of 14K foot mountains or the edge of the Grand Canyon. (go figure!)
You should message me if
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for some reason, i strike your fancy.
- If you read the whole profile, bravo! I'm really a nice guy, i've had all my shots, and i don't bite (the last two were meant as jokes. It comes from my previous employment at a pet supply store).
- If you smoke at all, don't bother. I find the smell and look disgusting.
- I ask for the same courtesy that I'm sure you want. If I write, a simple response would be nice. Especially if I've seen that you've read it.