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Rapturousness

22 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek, Tagalog, Yiddish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Logan (rawr, Wolverine).

I love lamp.

I also like cake, inappropriate jokes, Les Miserables, Game of Thrones, and aviator sunglasses.

By the way, the claim in the income section that I make more than $1,000,000 a year isn't a joke.

...However, it is definitely a lie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Went to college. Planned on going to university. Wrote a fantasy novel. Got published. Still poor. But greener pastures on the horizon.

UPDATE! My novel will be hitting shelves June of 2015. I'm hoping to hear from the cover art guys sometime this month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
CHESS. I will kick your ass up and down the board. And after years and years of practice I can now stare at paint hard enough that it dries faster. In fact I've been told anything gets dry when I stare at it. Wait a minute....

Also I can take a punch and/or baseball to the face like a champ. (True story; wasnt fun)

I can also sneeze with my eyes open.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, I'm too busy staring at the closest reflective object and getting lost in my eyes.

Over the course of time I've been told that I look like a number of celebrities including: Tom Hardy, Hugh Jackman, and Jonah Hill. So I think I can logically conclude that no one has any idea what they're talking about.

Edit: Somebody just told me I look like Chris Pratt. So add him to the list too.

Edit 2: Two people have now told me I both look and sound like Seth Rogen. Both times while I was at work.... See what I mean? Shit is whack, yo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My book. Repeatedly. I'm narcissistic like that.

Movies = Don't even get me started

SCRUBS = Greatest show in the history of television.

Who the fuck actually reads this section anyway?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
PUPPIES
KITTIES
FISHIES
BIRDIES
FERRETSIES
Heroin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think too much. Getting lost in thought leads to daymares.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiking, biking, skating, surfing, snowboarding, skiing, dancing, wine tasting, art, gardening, rock climbing.

...I don't do any of that shit.

Probably just listening to Defying Gravity on repeat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a humongous... er, head.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

And you don't take anything seriously.

Snapchat: Psudoprof