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22 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:30pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek, Tagalog, Yiddish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Logan (rawr, Wolverine).

I love lamp.

I also like cake, inappropriate jokes, Les Miserables, Game of Thrones, and aviator sunglasses.

By the way, the claim in the income section that I make more than $1,000,000 a year isn't a joke.

...However, it is definitely a lie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Went to college. Planned on going to university. Wrote a comedy fantasy novel. Got published. So I guess I write books now! Sequel is in production while awaiting the release of the first one.

The way my agent tells me to describe it is: A cross between The Princess Bride and Shrek with a hint of Monty Python. Perhaps for a slightly more adult audience.

UPDATE! My novel will be hitting shelves June of 2015. I'm hoping to hear from the cover art guys sometime this month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
CHESS. I will kick your ass up and down the board. And after years and years of practice I can now stare at paint hard enough that it dries faster. In fact I've been told anything gets dry when I stare at it. Wait a minute....

Also I can take a punch and/or baseball to the face like a champ. (True story; wasnt fun)

I can also sneeze with my eyes open.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, I'm too busy staring at the closest reflective object and getting lost in my eyes.

Over the course of time I've been told that I look like a number of celebrities including: Tom Hardy, Hugh Jackman, and Jonah Hill. So I think I can logically conclude that no one has any idea what they're talking about.

Edit: Somebody just told me I look like Chris Pratt. So add him to the list too.

Edit 2: Two people have now told me I both look and sound like Seth Rogen. Both times while I was at work.... See what I mean? Shit is whack, yo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My book. Repeatedly. I'm narcissistic like that.

Movies = Don't even get me started

SCRUBS = Greatest show in the history of television.

Who the fuck actually reads this section anyway?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try not to think too much. Getting lost in thought leads to daymares.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hiking, biking, skating, surfing, snowboarding, skiing, dancing, wine tasting, art, gardening, rock climbing.

...I don't do any of that shit.

Probably just listening to Defying Gravity on repeat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a humongous... er, head.
You should message me if
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If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

And you don't take anything seriously.