Now, *ahem* profile stuff.
Muahaha you clicked my profile, I have you now.
Okay let's see, rules of conversation say to say something super interesting and outlandish to snag interest....
I'M A FUCKING BADASS WHO EATS RAW GHOST PEPPERS AND KILLS PEOPLE
Occasionally I wonder if there's more to life then being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
...I tried writing a real summary but it turned into a novel. So you'll just have to draw your own conclusions.
By the way, the claim in the income section that I make more than $1,000,000 a year isn't a joke.
...However, it is definitely a lie.