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rarely-serious

31 M Glen Rock, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I find there's very little in life that can't be laughed at. Although sometimes the joke is best kept to yourself. I have scraps of thoughts on many a receipt, bar napkin, and discarded page.

I love the outdoors. I enjoy hiking, fishing and camping. I love canoeing and don't do it as often as I should. I've never met a tree I haven't wanted to climb, a dog I didn't love, or board I didn't want to ride. I love snowboarding, poorly, but I never let a thing like hurting myself get in the way of a good time. I'll definitely beat you at scrabble.

ENTP (apparently)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm gathering new experiences. Back in college after a hiatus, and looking forward to the finish line.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cards Against Humanity, random trivia, memorizing lyrics, recommending books, and scrabble. I'm really quite bad-ass; I do crossword puzzles in pen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dimples. Make me smile and you'll see them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are a love of mine. Vonnegut and Murakami are particular favorites. I also love George RR Martin, Douglas Adams, and Christopher Moore. This list could go on for pages.

I'd be a poor Jew if I didn't love both Woody Allen and Mel Brooks. Secondhand Lions, The Usual Suspects, Kiss Kiss Band Bang. I've risked prison to see Holy Grail on the big screen. I'll also admit a weakness for Love Actually.

TV is more background then entertainment for me, but I enjoy watching Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and entirely too much HGTV.

Dr. John, The Black Keys, Foo Fighters, Mos Def, Prince, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, The Stones (Loving Cup), A Tribe Called Quest, Miles Davis, Bach. I was raised on classic rock and jazz and still love both. I have an affinity for 90's alternative and rap as well.

I can eat sushi at any time, but there's nothing that beats a good slice of pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's pretty simple really. Just give me something to read, somewhere to sit, something to drink, some company and conversation, and I'll be happy. A dog would be nice too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner? When will the next ASOIAF will be published? What Jaleel White is doing now? What's next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either out or I'm in; the same thing everyone else writes here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a terrible singer and it doesn't stop me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You know a tree that needs climbing.