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37 • F • Los Angeles, CA
I’m looking for
- Men who like women
- Ages 30–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Oct 19
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Leo, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
I edit a feminist zine called Sandy. It was named after my grandma, who is the original bad bitch. If you're curious about it (and wondering if it's totally boring), spy on our Instagram: @sandythezine
I get excited about frozen yogurt.
I volunteer every week at an all-kittens shelter. This is not just a fantasy.
And in general, I'm spending all of my waking moments collecting stories, learning new skills, and mentally writing sketch comedy.
Plastic: Ask me about music, and I will talk for six hours straight. You might get bored. In general: 70s-style metal, riot grrl blah blah, 90s hip hop, J.Dilla (and anything related), 60s/70s psychedelia, krautrock, 90s teen angst anthems, Fleetwood Mac, Justin Timberlake, Robyn, and (sigh) I know too much about late 80s/early 90s industrial music. In summary: I'm the annoying sort of person that will listen to the same song 20 times in a row.
Moving: I know very little about film, except for maybe all of the movies that art school denizens love. But I want to learn! And I'm going through an intense Beavis and Butthead/Daria phase.
Edible: TACOS. FOR EVERY MEAL!
Also, I've only done karaoke one time and it was...sigh...a Nine Inch Nails song. I'm still convinced that I killed it.
The first time I ordered shoes from the internet, it seemed like a risky endeavor. What if they didn't fit? What if the color wasn't quite black and was, in fact, navy (the horror)??? What if the box was stolen off my porch before I got home from work? OH THE UNKNOWING!
Ultimately the shoes fit just fine, the leather was the blackest black, and the UPS guy cleverly hid the box behind a chair on my porch. I guess that's how I feel about this whole "meet people on the internet" undertaking. Either the shoes will fit or they won't. These figurative shoes will be hard-working, hilarious to the max, creative, ambitious, attractive, and charming. Odds are high that they will not be sandals.
Please don't message me if you are the sort of wastrel that buys name brand medicine. It's Walitin and Waldryl or nothing, babe.
UPDATE: after a tiny handful of okcupid dates, I'm pretty unimpressed. It's going to take a lot of convincing to make me believe that online dating is a viable means of meeting others.
Please don't message me if:
1. You are allergic to cats. I know it seems to have so much wacky romantic potential, but it's just not going to work. And don't message me about how much you hate cats and that's too bad because I'm so cute, because that's fucking boring.
2. You are an overtexter. That's even more boring.
3. You're not funny.
4. Your messages seem as if they were written by an oversexed tween. Substituting numbers for words was only cool when Prince did it.
5. You don't read books and/or you want to start a musical taste pissing contest.
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