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rastarabbit

31 M Johannesburg, South Africa

My Details

Last Online
Dec 10, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently)

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My self-summary
When reading this, please refrain from licking the screen.

http://wastedwabbit.blogspot.com/

Ok, I'm completely insane, I love doing things they put other people in asylums for. Care bears falling dead out of the sky. the labour party claims it was their idea. part of the peace process. to educate small children in weighty matters such as organised religion. confused? tori amoz. liz hurley. follow the yellow brick road. renegade marxist terrorists. don't feel stupid. birds falling dead out of the sky. mother nature has her own special ways of fighting back. I have a million friends and care about every single one of them or at least the ones who's names I can remember :o)

I am insane, funny, and obscene
What I’m doing with my life
I have been given the job (against my will) of ruling the universe, I did not want that job under any cirumstances, and therefor was chosen to be the only one fit to do it... I hate my life...
I’m really good at
Any/everything I do... Geniuses are good at everything... But it is very important for geniuses like me to be humble at all times...
The first things people usually notice about me
The pink bunny suit...

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Man and Superman, Picture of Dorian Grey, The Alchemist, Veronica Decides to Die, Touch Wood, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, How to be a Successful Dog, Brief History of Time, Fire in the Equation, The Pope's Aramada, Proofs of a Conspiracy, Da Vinci Code, Blood and Wine, Writers Notebook, Fingerprints of the gods, Tark and The Golden Tide, Time Machine, a Midsummer nights dream, Hamlet, Pigmallion, Conquest of Hppiness, Perfume, The Devil and Miss Prim, The Shawshank Redemption, The Nympho and other Maniacs, The Devil's Dictionary, Rose Red, The Storm of the Century, Catcher in the Rye, Baudilino, Bleak House, Tale Of Two Cities, Illiad, Oddesy, Body Farm, Die Keiser, Sherlock Holmes (all of them), The Saint (all of them), Collins Gems Dictionary, Oxford Dictionary, Encycolpedia Brittanica, Bible, Koran, Thora, 101 Bunny Suicides, Dave Barry (All his work) Spike Milligan (All his work). This is pretty much the books that I read that I liked... I might have missed a couple but will add them later.

Movies: Usual Suspects, Entropy, Hostile Hostiges, Dead Poet Society, Fight Club, Pieces of April, Life of David Gale, Life Of Brian, Spaceballs, Robin Hood Prince of Thives, Robinhood Men in Tights, Butterfly Effect, Finding Nemo, Incredibles, Pirates of the Carribean, Don Jean Demarco, Seven, Hide and Seek, Snatch, Boondock Saints, K-Pax, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, Papillon, Wag The Dog, Requim for a Dream, Beautiful Mind, Cruel Intentions, Antitrust, Lipstick Dipstick, Resivoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Full Metal Jacket, Ravenous, Last Boyscout, Dave, Shrek, Rat Race, One Night at Mc'Cools, Dream Lover, Threesome, 2 Days in the Valley, Crash, Mad City, Broken Arrow, Kuffs, Battle Royale, Love Actually, 9 Months, IQ, Phenomenon, Micheal, Sin Eater, A Knights Tale, Spy Game, Rain Maker, My Cousin Vinnie, My Blue Heaven, Ordinary Decent Criminals, Dr. Strangelove, Magnolia, The Sweetest Thing, SFW, Top Secret, Clue, RAN, 12 Angry Men, Swordfish, Spirited Away, The King and I, Fiddler on the Roof, My Fair Lady, Leaving Las Vagas, Con Air, Tin Cup, 12 Monkeys, Sixth Sense, One Flew Over The Cooko's Nest, All The Presidents Men, Baffulo Soldier, The End Of Days, Stigmata, SFW...

Music: Anything But Rap and House
The six things I could never do without
Laughter, Insanity, Intellegent conversation, My Books, My notebook/pen, Pinky and the Brain / Freakazoid
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to do the job forced apon me; 'ruling the universe...' and Orange elephants every where... Masters at camoflage... In your fridge they will hide, and you will never find them... Orange elephants are masters of disguise and camoflage... have you ever seen one... didn't think so... that just shows you how good they are at it... And why does Mississippi have 4 'S's 4 'I's but only 2 'P's and one 'M'?
On a typical Friday night I am
Judging a Magic Tournament... Making people insane to the point where they just want to kill me... oh and ruling the universe...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I should be commited and I'm ironically challeneged
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are also part of the campaign to safe the orange elephants and shave the whales... Or you want to pledge your undying loyalty to me and my cause; ruling the universe!!!

Ps. Don't dream about me, it unnerves me....