Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
pretty hard to summarize the greatest story ever told .
I really dislike writing on here I'm a people person more one on
one. Its to easy to sound like "THAT GUY" on here. Then you have to
message people without sounding brain dead or like a creeper. I've
probably looked at your page and wanted to say "HI"! But didn't
because I was to shy and didn't want to sound like I was brain
dead, or like a perv.
If you feel the same just say hi I under stand. Now some of you
ladies have no shame and are very creative little perverts.. I love
it keep em cumming!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved to Salem looking for some new friends.. someone to make
some questionable decisions with.
Taking care of my son, and putting one foot in front of the other
and live a happy stress free life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh, cooking you the best meal you've ever had,
Turning a bad time into a great story the next day!
I try and be my best at everything I do!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor!
And my soup coolers!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No dub step!!
East bound and down
My little pony
To much to add
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Truthfully SEX , and where I'm going to travel to next! And how can
I make more money then I know what to do with!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either being a dad or making people laugh!
just moved to Salem so looking for stuff to get into!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like pina coladas , and getting caught in the rain , if
you're not into yoga , if you have half a brain . if you like
making love at midnight ,in the dunes of the Cape . you're the love
that I've looked for , come with me and escape .
Please tell me you have a sense Of humor and get this!!
Who are you looking for?
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