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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:49pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few pointers:
◕ The iron will never lie to you.
◕ Be mad scientists. Be your own mad experiments.
◕ By a lie a man throws away and annihilates his dignity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm supposed to be writing or working on my law degree, practicing muay thai and relaxing with games+friends but...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
◕ Tending my kitchen garden.
◕ Animal handling. That probably means you too.
◕ Making ice-cream and mixing drinks.
◕ Finding and collecting... The Stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the most sane person you will ever meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not necessarily my favourites but what i can see from my desk.

Chuck Palahniuk, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Warren Ellis, H.P Lovecraft, Scott Lynch, Robert Anton Wilson, Camus, Kant (gasp!), Charles Stross. Stuff like that.
MOVING PICTURES: League of gentlemen, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Thick of it, Parks and Recreation, American Horror Story, Torchwood, Dr. Who, SNL, Dead Like Me, 30 Rock, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Supernatural, Real time with Bill Maher, Fringe. Also everything Adult Swim, Bill Hicks and George Carlin.
ASSORTED NOISES: ~post-punk, indie, electro. Music that makes you want to breathe smoke like Die Form, Tom Waits, Sneaker Pimps, Saltillo, Smoke City, Birdy Nam Nam, KMFDM, Lovage, Kaizers Orchestra, Animal Collective, Cocorosie, Death in June, The Books, Cults, Mr Bungle, Tricky to name a few.
FOODSTUFFINGS: Black Coffe. Sushi. Thai. Mango and lime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
◕ Something to write on
◕ Something to listen to
◕ Something to pet
◕ Someone to carry a discussion with
◕ Nerding out with whatever meme-flavour-of-the-week i'm into
◕ High risk/reward thrills like surfing, rock climbing, diving etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People, crime, social structures and cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from a busy week only to punish myself all over again for great profit. Justice. Whichever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally bluffed my way into law school.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am a fairly social person and have a knack for finding a persons good side. I find that most people i meet are beautiful and clever/funny but not everyones got soul... or know what to do with it.

If you know how to make it move you're one of us and you should let me know. There are wonders ahead.