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27 Portland, OR Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 22
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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INFP. Open-minded. Offensive. Opinionated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've always got some project going on that I tend to become immersed and obsessed with. It's probably really annoying for those around me. All of my friends have seen me at some point having not slept in days and going insane due to my workload, panicking about deadlines (that I created) and generally being unbearable. But, I get shit done. Huzzah!

I'm pulling a Charlie Day and writing a musical and forcing all of my friends to take part.

I take my clothes off for a living, but not in the way you think I do.

I finally got a bicycle over the summer and I really adore it. The bike-friendly roads have made me fall in love with this town all over again, even though I still kind of suck at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being OK at a bunch of unrelated things and throwing them all together, calling it art, and somehow impressing people enough to part with their money.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my adorable kitty shoes, or my lack of filters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comics: Y: The Last Man, All Star Superman, Animal Man, We3, JtHM, I Feel Sick

Books: The Shining, Salem's Lot, Picture of Dorian Gray, Clockwork Orange, Frankenstein are a few favorites. Right now I'm reading Schrodinger's Cat for the first time and I wish I had read it 10 years ago. I also love reference books about a new hobby or skill I want to try.

Movies: Cannibal! The Musical (I'm a Trey Parker/Matt Stone fanatic), Little Shop of Horrors, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along (might be noticing a trend here...I really love musicals), Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, Human Centipede 2, Evil Dead trilogy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Forbidden Zone, Tromeo and Juliet, Poultrygiest, Terror Firmer (I'm in love with Lloyd Kaufman).

Shows: Star Trek: DS9 is my favorite of all time, South Park, Archer, Adventure Time, The Cosmos (both the original and the reboot)

Music: Katzenjammer, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Specials, Chumbawamba, The Beatles, Night Gaunts, Dresden Dolls, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Bauhaus. I love music with a horns section to dance to. Swing, cabaret, and ska make me very happy. But really my tastes all over the place and I don't subscribe to any music "scene".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my e-cig
2. wine
3. food
4. my cat
5. internet
6. my puppets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ventriloquism, my musical, how to fulfill all of my personal desires by crafting life further into an idealized state. Knowing that I'll never actually achieve that because I'm too damn manic and on edge.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with most people. What the fuck is wrong with me.

are cats becoming goofier-looking with time or is it just me?

why don't I have a coffin in my life?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talking to myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have an account on Second Life just so I could see the replica of the Enterprise.
You should message me if
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-you have a Cardassian costume and are skilled in interrogation techniques.

-you have a 12-year-old's sense of humor.

-you actually live in Portland.

-you're not in an open relationship. Looking for monogamy for the first time in a few years. I don't have time/social energy for poly, really.