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26 • Portland, OR • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 28–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 17
- 5′ 5″ (1.65m)
- Body type
- Mostly vegetarian
- Trying to quit
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Art / Music / Writing
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and has cats
I'm pulling a Charlie Day and writing a musical and forcing all of my friends to take part.
I take my clothes off for a living, but not in the way you think I do.
I finally got a bicycle over the summer and I really adore it. The bike-friendly roads have made me fall in love with this town all over again, even though I still kind of suck at it.
Books: The Shining, Salem's Lot, Picture of Dorian Gray, Clockwork Orange, Frankenstein are a few favorites. Right now I'm reading Schrodinger's Cat for the first time and I wish I had read it 10 years ago. I also love reference books about a new hobby or skill I want to try.
Movies: Cannibal! The Musical (I'm a Trey Parker/Matt Stone fanatic), Little Shop of Horrors, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along (might be noticing a trend here...I really love musicals), Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, Human Centipede 2, Evil Dead trilogy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Forbidden Zone, Tromeo and Juliet, Poultrygiest, Terror Firmer (I'm in love with Lloyd Kaufman).
Shows: Star Trek: DS9 is my favorite of all time, South Park, Archer, Adventure Time, The Cosmos (both the original and the reboot)
Music: Katzenjammer, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Specials, Chumbawamba, The Beatles, Night Gaunts, Dresden Dolls, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Bauhaus. I love music with a horns section to dance to. Swing, cabaret, and ska make me very happy. But really my tastes all over the place and I don't subscribe to any music "scene".
4. my cat
6. my puppets
Also, what the fuck is wrong with most people. What the fuck is wrong with me.
are cats becoming goofier-looking with time or is it just me?
why don't I have a coffin in my life?
-you have a 12-year-old's sense of humor.
-you actually live in Portland.
-you're not in an open relationship. Looking for monogamy for the first time in a few years. I don't have time/social energy for poly, really.
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