Like all cool kids on the internet, I'm an introvert who enjoys socializing. Don't be surprised if I'm dragging ass after a few nights out in a row. I require a lot of solitary recharge time while I kick myself in a face for all the stupid shit I've said in my life. Anxiety is hilarious.
I'm a bad ventriloquist, an independent contractor, a casual gamer, and a kinky sonofabitch. I'm sure I drink and smoke too much and I have a tendency to ramble about pseudo-philosophy like a first year college student when I'm under the influence. I'm driven, most likely bipolar, and I have a pretty sick sense of humor. Not sick like "good", I mean I'm just pretty offensive and disgusting in general.
I'm a forever optimist. I've had a lifetime of talking myself out of depression and insanity and I'm still here because life is beautiful like a sunset falling on roses over the future of technology like a beacon of hope. Probably the most stable I've been in years. That's not really saying a bunch.
What I'm looking for: It's a tough thing, trying to figure out what you want. But I think I'm looking for a stable intimate relationship, someone I can tell all my secrets to. A partner in crime. Maybe even a partner in business. I'm fiercely independent and can do it alone, as I have for years and years, but to be honest, I'm lonely, and I'm bored of the solitude. I'd like to build something with someone.
I guess, I'm ready to settle down. Dating sucks and I want to find someone I can grow with in some capacity.