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26 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:46pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Very often
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
So, I'm a ventriloquist. I'm a pretty bad one too. But it's a lot of fun and it's opened up a lot of opportunities for me which is pretty rad. I've been doing it about a year.

I'm one of those artsy crazy nerdy chicks that runs around Portland. I smoke and drink too much and love all things offensive. Bad jokes are the best jokes. Rape and dead baby jokes are even better. I think humor is a wonderful way to deal with the morbidity of the world.

At heart I'm still a 15 year old goth girl, just all grown up and clowned up. I can be shy, I can be the life of the party. I'm not entirely consistent and I don't want to be. Life is too short to be one person.
What I’m doing with my life
I've always got some project going on that I tend to become immersed and obsessed with. It's probably really annoying for those around me. All of my friends have seen me at some time having not slept in days and going insane due to my workload, panicking about deadlines (that I created) and generally being unbearable. But, I get shit done. Huzzah!

I am starting to dabble in photography/production. I'm still a noob but it's a welcome break from performing. Mostly I just enjoy manipulating lighting. Ask me to show you my green screen. :)

I'm pulling a Charlie Day and writing a musical and forcing all of my friends to take part.

I take my clothes off for a living. I know, shocking.

Also, I just got a bicycle and I'm really in love with it. I haven't ridden since I was a kid but now it's my new favorite thing to do. The bike-friendly roads have made me fall in love with this town all over again!
I’m really good at
Being OK at a bunch of unrelated things and throwing them all together, calling it art, and somehow impressing people enough to part with their money.
The first things people usually notice about me
The tentacle sticking out of the back of my head, cleverly disguised in pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comics: Y: The Last Man, All Star Superman, Animal Man, We3, JtHM, I Feel Sick

Books: The Shining, Salem's Lot, Picture of Dorian Gray, Clockwork Orange, Frankenstein are a few favorites. Right now I'm reading Schrodinger's Cat for the first time and I wish I had read it 10 years ago.

Movies: Cannibal! The Musical (I'm a Trey Parker/Matt Stone fanatic), Little Shop of Horrors, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along (might be noticing a trend here...I really love musicals), Cannibal Holocaust, A Serbian Film, Human Centipede 2, Evil Dead trilogy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Forbidden Zone

Shows: Star Trek: DS9 is my favorite of all time, South Park, Archer, Adventure Time, The Cosmos (both the original and the reboot)

Music: Katzenjammer, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Specials, Chumbawamba, The Beatles, Night Gaunts, Dresden Dolls, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Bauhaus
The six things I could never do without
1. my e-cig
2. beer
3. food
4. my cat
5. internet
6. my ventriloquist dummy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ventriloquism, my musical, how to fulfill all of my personal desires by crafting life further into an idealized state. Knowing that I'll never actually achieve that because I'm too damn manic and on edge.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with most people. What the fuck is wrong with me.

are cats becoming goofier-looking with time or is it just me?

why don't I have a coffin in my life?
On a typical Friday night I am
Talking to myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to have an account on Second Life just so I could see the replica of the Enterprise.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have a Cardassian costume and are skilled in interrogation techniques.