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rather_smashing

27 Bellevue, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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The thing is, I'm a big dork. It's hard to overstate my geek aptitude, but I've got many fingers in many nerdy pies. So maybe check your pies for finger holes, and if you find some, I'm sorry.

That being said, there's certainly more to me as well. I rather enjoy going out dancing, catching shows, and enjoying the lovely parks around the city. Oh, and I love coffee shops but I dislike coffee. Bummer.

Anyway, let's hang out and do science! And beer is science too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work with people with mental-disabilities. It's at times dangerous and stressful, but at mostly extremely rewarding.

I'm also looking into an apprenticeship in minor villainy. Stuff like stealing socks out of the dryer and misplacing car keys. Tipping over lawn gnomes. I'm nefarious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
•Writing lists!

•Umm...

•Hm...

•Dang.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My butt, apparently. I don't get to see it, generally, so I'm not sure why it's so amazing, but I'm told it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm getting myself back into reading books on the regular. So far, this has meant revisiting an awful lot of Vonnegut as well as discovering that I really like Terry Pratchett... just in time to understand the true tragedy of his death.

I've been binging on Netflix lately. House of Cards is still great, and I still end up in the fetal position after some episodes.

Movies are good. I like my silly comedies a la Dumb and Dumber, but I also find great delight in more cerebral films like 2001 and Spaceballs.

The other day, I made a lazy-man's risotto by just mixing fried mushrooms with brown rice and coating in alfredo sauce. It was good enough that I may never cook proper risotto again. I mean, unless you ask me.
The six things I could never do without
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It's a shorter list them six. I could never do without friends, knowledge, and Zorb, the imaginary flying space lemur who tells me to burn things.

Everything else is superfluous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feminism.

Brevity and jocularity aside here, this is something that's been on my mind a lot lately. I've always identified as a feminist. I'm progressive and all for equality, so feminism was clearly quite fitting with my worldview. However, it's only recently that I've really begun to gain an appreciation of what it all truly even means.

I used to celebrate movies like Fifth Element, and the mindset was always, "Even though she's a woman, she's strong. Yay feminism!" And that pretty much highlights my own misunderstandings of the past twenty-some years. A better example, I should think, is Samus Aran of Metroid fame. With Samus, her happening to be a woman is not a strong part of her character, and it never needed to be. "She's strong, incidentally she's a woman." Christ but isn't that a much healthier way to think about things. I'm very, very ashamed that it's taken me so long to recognize the difference. And now I can see how little the latter is represented in popular media, and that's a problem.

Anyway, jocularity back on. 'Boobies' is a fun word to say. Incidentally, so is 'weiner.'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beer and playing the sort of board games that make Catan look like Monopoly. Also sometimes playing Catan. I mean, it's still a good game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once did naked squats in a river in a forest at two in the morning with a log on my shoulders.

That's a lot of prepositions!
You should message me if
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You've lost yourself to dance and you need a partner, maybe you have a new game and you need an extra player, or you're willing to show me all the best hikes around here.

Or, you're Around Schwarzenegger, you've come back from the future, and I need to come with you if I want to live.