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rather_smashing

27 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was the most serious kid you've ever seen. Now, well, not so much. If I ever stop laughing at stupid jokes, well, that's the day I'm to be taken out back and shot.

I'm an Alaskan, born and raised; I spent as much time in the mountains as I did at school. I once pet a moose in the wild, and I've nearly been hugged by a bear. I also never seem to dress for the weather. Don't panic if you see me in January wearing a t-shirt; I've got this shit under control.

I'm a brain. I'm not really any of the other Breakfast Club kids, I think that's fine, right? I definitely err on the nerdier side of things.

There are three main things I want to do on a regular basis: I want to dance, I want to play board games, and I want to explore.
What I’m doing with my life
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Kicking some indiscriminate amount of ass. Cooking various delectable meals. Hiking up whatever's sticking out of the ground at any given time. Watching classy movies. Drinking classy wines. Eating classy hot dogs.

I work with people with mental-disabilities. It's at times dangerous and stressful, but at most times extremely rewarding. I studied Psychology, Spanish and Mathematics in college; if renaissance man were a career, it would be my life's ambition.

Beyond that, I write, but not well. Oh! Stepping in dog poop. Definitely steppping in dog poop more often than I'd like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowledge. I pick it up pretty quickly.
Patience.
Creating sentences without any subject pronouns, or fully conjugated verbs, for that matter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My butt, apparently. I don't get to see it, generally, so I'm not sure why it's so amazing, but I'm told it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Douglas Adams, Tolkein, and Vonnegut. Though I love reading just about everything, these are the three I tend to return to.

My favorite movie of all time is Leon the Professional. Otherwise, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, Wes Anderson, or Pedro Almodovar is bound to be enchanting in one way or another.

Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Avatar the Last Airbender are some of the best shows ever, but there are many, many more that I enjoy.

I used to play a lot of video games, but now that my best friends all live in different cities, Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart just aren't the same. I've grown more attached to board games like Settlers of Catan, Carcasonne, and Dominion.

My musical tastes seem to constantly fluctuate, but the bands that are always at the top of my list are The Ramones, Sonic Youth, Miles Davis, and Broken Social Scene.

I eat everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Number one: My ears. I love music and languages. To go deaf and never hear jazz, never hear French, well, that would be intolerable.
Number two: Butt jokes. Never gets old.
Number three: Is also butt jokes.
Number four: Probably a deck of cards. Ask me to show you a magic trick sometime.
Number five: Numbers. I spent too much time studying those manipulative bastards for you to just take them away.
Number six: Fart jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ethics, morals, and what it is we ought to do here. Whether behaviorism may or may not account for all learned human behavior. How to most effectively wipe that dog poop from earlier off of my shoe. I'm a complex individual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tall, dark, and handsome. Male. Clothed. In my 20's. Upright. Fully-limbed. Breathing. Dancing. Definitely dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've played every pokemon game to date. Oh my.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You've lost yourself to dance and you need a partner, maybe you have a new game and you need an extra player, or you're willing to show me all the best hikes around here.

Or, you're Around Schwarzenegger, you've come back from the future, and I need to come with you if I want to live.