Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, before you start imagining that this might work out, I have to
make something absolutely clear: if you like family guy, there's
just no way this can work. I'm sorry, it's not you, it's your sense
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
Step right up boys and girls and feast your eyes on the spectacular
spandecular rocktabular rathereasy. Part Canadian, part computer
programmer and 100% out of this world you will not be disappointed
by his awesome feats of living a normal life and being able to pull
off a lotus position. Yes sir, we had to send a dog sled team to
the coldest mountains of Quebec to get this fine specimen, losing
two of our best men in the voyage. But it was worth it so that you,
dear spectators, would be able to tell your grand children about
this oddity of the new world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recovering from a bout of severe Aibohphobia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking things seriously, except for satire.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I speak English kind of funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Anything with meat, pasta (or rice) and yogurt.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Correcting people who mispronounce my name
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting a fight club, but instead of fighting we'd spend our time
listening to Justin Bieber songs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who are you looking for?
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