And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:
Step right up boys and girls and feast your eyes on the spectacular spandecular rocktabular rathereasy. Part Canadian, part computer programmer and 100% out of this world you will not be disappointed by his awesome feats of living a normal life and being able to pull off a lotus position. Yes sir, we had to send a dog sled team to the coldest mountains of Quebec to get this fine specimen, losing two of our best men in the voyage. But it was worth it so that you, dear spectators, would be able to tell your grand children about this oddity of the new world.