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39 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Okay), Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Autodidactic. But not very good at it. Perhaps I need some help?
What I’m doing with my life
I am a communication enabler, of sorts.
I’m really good at
Spotting you okcupid people at large. Consider yourself forewarned.
The first things people usually notice about me
I was once told that I speak exactly the way I write.

Conthider yourthelf forwarned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmm what an elusive category... But 'ere goes.

I am not illiterate, but rather hypoliterate. As much as I am enthralled by words, I am challenged to turn pages. I have enjoyed Murakami and Amis in the past. Would like a facilitator in this discipline, please.

Cinema, verite, Wet Hot American Summer, and that ilk, si vouz plais. Comedy, dramedy, with some androgeny!

Boy howdy, do I enjoy the rock! I have attended ATP stateside, Pitchfork, and made my hat-trick voyage to the Austin Psych Fest, this spring. Black Angels, Crystal Stilts, Moon Duo, Tame Impala..Lately I have been having OMD sorts of days..but I digress, and will.

J'adore wacky food samplings, but I am far from feasting on crickets! Ethiopian, Korean, Middle Eastern... give me cheese curds or gimme death. I live in a Puerto Rican neighborhood and have yet to try a jibarito. Tell me you are the reason to break the boriquen barrio barrier.
The six things I could never do without
Online scrabble, the color orange(obsessed), wood grained products(obsessed), a smell- good, my pippies, and a hearty laugh.

And black truffles, lots and lots of them. Does that round out the seven deadly sins?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anachronistic sociolinguistic phrases, like might could, or needs warshed. But not Yoda-speak. Nope.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out enjoying the local sound samplings, evoking the musical stylings of some long ago crooner via teleprompter, tippling two or tree, or *maybe* falling asleep at 8 o'clock.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe in the ghost of you.....
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you've got that gut feelin'-feelin'!

*****NOTE: Do not message me with acronyms unless they are NSFW ABACAB.