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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 22
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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This profile is a work in process, bare with me here. I'm not too worried with what I'm supposed to say, so here's some rando facts: I'm enthusiastic about life and like trying new things. I love things that are different and out of the ordinary. I'm a big fan of surrealism and counter culture, but I don't take myself too seriously. I love goofing off and having fun. I'm also a giant music nerd, so there's that. I dig a wide variety of music, but my heart is with Electronic Industrial.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live in Charm City itself, specifically in Hampden. I slogged at various call centers for about 3 years before my great escape. I'm now starting a new job working with office databases and networking systems at a publishing.. come back, I wasn't done! Basically, my job is nice, but I like my time out of work better. I'm currently into trying to launch my goofy EBM ideas into a project, as well as playing the bass and teaching myself percussion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music and all things music related. Unintentionally memorizing random facts and context/pop culture references. I've been told I'm funny, but that's a filthy rumor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud, I have no fear of doing stupid dances in public, and I wear black 99% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's some authors I'm really into: William S. Burroughs, William Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, Frank Herbert, Neal Stephenson, Anne Rice, Philip K. Dick, Michael Crichton

Film directors I love: Guy Ritchie, Orson Welles, John Waters, David Lynch, I've also memorized the Rocky Horror Picture Show and am working on Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Shows: Burn Notice, Frasier, The Sopranos, Warehouse 13, Bored to Death, House, Breaking Bad, Maron, Twin Peaks

Music (There's a lot, I'll attempt to keep this brief): Laibach, Front 242, Lou Reed, The Sisters of Mercy, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Voltaire, Einstürzende Neubauten, Twisted Sister, And One, Skinny Puppy, Devo, any project En Esch is involved in, MC5, D.A.F., Elastica, Bauhaus...there's a lot more. If you're down to swap tunes, definitely hit me up!

Food: I really do love all food, except mushrooms. Honestly, the more ethnic the food, the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. music
2. my goofy friends
3. fun
4. having time to devote to my passions
5. being loud (it's not always a choice...)
6. humor and fun (I know I cheated and that's 7)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music (random facts about bands and constantly having a song stuck in my head), what's funny in almost any situation
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like going out and having fun, usually alcohol-related, but it's not a requirement. Hanging with Friends, sticking it to the man, man
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably talk too much as it is, but if there's anything you want to know, ask.
You should message me if
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If you don't get embarrassed easily and have a sense of humor. If you're down for whatever. If you think we'd have a good time together. Don't need to think about it too much, if you want to, go for it