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25 M Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Finnish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It's been brought to my attention recently, that I don't have any pictures wherein I'm not shooting some mad, awful face at the camera. I thought about changing this, but decided not to, as I feel it actually sums me up pretty well; transparently insecure, with an absolute inability to take anything seriously. Also sometimes, I turn monochrome.

That being said, hallo! I'm a chap with working hands and a face and everything, all proper, who's demonstrably terrible at filling out self-summaries but reasonably good at composing progressive concept albums about spiders and masking gaudy self-promotion behind superfluous words. Oh, hey, look: !

I'm an ex-philosophy student and currently practising real life philosopher with qualifications and a diploma, like a real person, so I tend to spend a lot of my time staring point blanc into the infinite void, on the brink of an existential meltdown. It's not as bleak as it sounds! (It is. It is exactly that bleak.)

I like travelling a whole bunch. I occasionally embark in low-budget and ill thought out jaunts around mainland Europe. I keep a little blog of my exploits, full to the brim of typing errors and pretentious photography. If you have absolutely nothing better you could be doing, feel free to have a look:

TL;DR, I write stuff, I own a cat and I enjoy exchanging pleasant words with interesting people. In that order. Fight me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Composing and recording silly music.

Working on a knock off black metal version of 'Flight of the Concords'.

Writing stuff; scripts, blogs, diatribes etc

Making the Swedish language less unintelligible to my brains.

Weighing up the pros and cons of travelling cross-continent by bike, for an inordinately long time.

Other assorted flim-flammery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This question is a trap to make me seem either arrogant or talentless depending on my answer, which is really unfair, because I'm both.

I suppose I'm pretty decent at doing regional accents, and generally making loud, intolerable noises, though. I am aware this isn't a highly transferable skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have entered the room like a veritable whirlwind of malaise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books) I tend to mostly read philosophy related stuff, because I am intensely boring. Fiction-wise though, I love all of the things about Kurt Vonnegut and hate none of them.

Movies) My favourite film is 'Eagle Vs Shark', of which you can make what you will, though anything soul-crushingly dark, fantastically pretentious, or irredeemably silly, goes down well, too. Also, blaxploitation. I super love blaxploitation. God damn.

Shows) Garth Merenghi's Darkplace is definitely the best thing that's ever been on TV. Notable mentions also go to Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Idiot Abroad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Ideal, Spaced, The Office, The IT Crowd, Game of Thrones and so on. I'm always uncontrollably happy to be given suggestions on what to watch though. Suggest something. Do it.

Music) I like a little chunk of everything, but my main passions lie in progressive music. Opeth, Tool, Standing Ovation, Devin Townsend, Panzerballet, The Gentleman's Paradox, Means End Steve Wilson, Porcupine Tree, Therion etc.
I literally do not know how to make this any more interesting to you. I'm Sorry.

Food) Milk, Flour and Vitamins condensed into little energy balls.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A hero. Additional specifications: Must be strong, fast and fresh from fight.
2. Refer to answer one.
3. A healthy contempt for this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Every tiny intricate aspect of everything, ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely entertaining some friends with nothing more than my sparkling wit and a collection of intensely nerdy board games.

I'm quite the catch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am silently judging you. Like, right now.
It's not weird. Don't make this weird.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think my company sounds enjoyable and reading my profile hasn't made you vomit repeatedly into your own hands in disgust. (this is a must).

More specifically, if you're the sort of person who thinks an anti-date, wherein two people meet, defy all the stereotypes of conventional dating and just generally be a bit petty and mean towards one another, sounds like fun, then we'd probably get on.