That being said, hallo! I'm a chap with working hands and a face and everything, all proper, who's demonstrably terrible at filling out self-summaries but reasonably good at composing progressive concept albums about spiders and masking gaudy self-promotion behind superfluous words. Oh, hey, look:
I'm an ex-philosophy student and currently practising real life philosopher with qualifications and a diploma, like a real person, so I tend to spend a lot of my time staring point blanc into the infinite void, on the brink of an existential meltdown. It's not as bleak as it sounds! (It is. It is exactly that bleak.)
I like travelling a whole bunch. I occasionally embark in low-budget and ill thought out jaunts around mainland Europe. I keep a little blog of my exploits, full to the brim of typing errors and pretentious photography. If you have absolutely nothing better you could be doing, feel free to have a look:
TL;DR, I write stuff, I own a cat and I enjoy exchanging pleasant words with interesting people. In that order. Fight me.