I'm a chap with working hands and a face and everything, all proper, who's terrible at filling out self summaries and reasonably good at composing progressive concept albums about spiders. Oh, look, here's one now!
Admittedly the sounds on my soundcloud are currently few and mostly of, at best, middling quality, but soon they will be many and so vibrant and glorious that they will warm the cockles of even the most stony-hearted amongst you.
I'm an ex-philosophy student and currently practising real life philosopher with qualifications and a diploma, like a proper person. I'm constantly in a state of existential ponderance. I'm even thinking about things right now. Like, right now, as you read this. It's not weird. Don't make it a whole thing.
When I'm not philosophising, or screaming until I'm hoarse into my cupped hands, in a darkened room, overcome with the weight of human fragility, I Sometimes go outside and paddle kayaks around and pretend I'm Indiana Jones. Sometimes I feel too lazy to do that, so I just sit down and pretend I'm Indiana Jones feeling lazy.
I get bored of my surroundings easily and tend to travel quite a lot. I keep a little blog of my exploits, full to the brim of typing errors and pretentious photography. If you have absolutely nothing better you could be doing, feel free to have a look:
Also, I often do additional things!
I have a cat. She is tiny and destroys all of my possessions, systematically, starting with the most expensive ones and working her way down.
I've re-written this part of my profile many times since I signed up, here, but I think I've finally cracked it, and managed to make myself come across as as fundamentally unappealing as I possibly can.