Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I
am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't
handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my
I can be shy at first, but once I open up I'm friendly, sarcastic,
and LOUD. My friends mean the world to me and I would do almost
anything for them. I love walking under the full moon; it brings me
peace. My inner child is a 13-year-old gothic teeny bopper and I
think she's pretty rad. Someone once told me my refined exterior is
hiding the real me: I'm kind of a hippie, I'm foul mouthed, I love
power tools, and sometimes I would rather cuddle with my stuffed
animals than a person. Ask me anything you want to know, just make
sure you want to know the truth.
I like my men tattooed, pierced, and tall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still figuring that out.
I currently work three jobs (stock crew, retail, and nails). My
passion is dance. I dance with my troupe as often as possible, What
I will be doing in the future is unknown and I kind of like it that
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Being a friend. Belly Dancing. Making people smile.
Sarcasm. Random movie quotes. Being the crassiest bitch around
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curves; My hair: My tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Bell Jar; Pride and Prejudice; the Harry Potter series;
The Buddha Walked into a Bar; Eat, Pray, Love; Outlander
Movies: Beauty and the Beast; Pride and Prejudice (A&E
miniseries); Shawshank Redemption; Love Actually; Cry Baby;
Thumbwars/Thumbtanic; Tank Girl; Meatballs; Wayne's World; The
Holiday; Gentlemen Prefer Blonds; Boondock Saints; the first and
third Indiana Jones movies; Practical Magic; Anything Star
Shows: American Horror Story, I Love Lucy, Star Trek TNG, Daria,
Bob's Burgers, BIg Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones,
Music: I have an eclectic taste in music. My Ipod is usually on
shuffle and contains almost every type of music, and I typically
listen to Rob Zombie or Lana Del Ray stations on Pandora. While a
little late, I've recently become a big Florence and the Machine
Food: Damn near anything. I LOVE food. All the food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my phone
- my mom
Yes, I know that's more than 6, but whatever. It's my profile, I
can do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of shit that I'm not taking the time to list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually sitting in my living room, with a glass of wine, watching
TV. I work early Saturday mornings, so I usually don't go out
Friday nights. If I'm not home, I'm probably hanging out with a
friend or at a show somewhere, usually performing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of love childrens cereal. Like, eat coco krispies everyday
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a dork; You watched Daria and liked it; You remember when
Nickelodeon didn't suck; You can teach me something; You like
bacon; You're not just looking for a fuck buddy; You're witty; You
enjoy the performing arts (theater, dance, symphony): You play D
& D or another rpgs, You're able to hold a full conversation
about Star Trek; You dig pin-ups: You believe all people deserve
equal rights; You enjoy dressing up (costumes and such)
If your message consists of 1-2 words, you cannot use basic
sentence structure, or you use text speak, do not expect a reply
from me. Seriously. This isn't high school.
On a not-so-nice note, if you message me more than once and I do
not respond, that probably means I'm not interested. Give up!
Who are you looking for?
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