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29 Saint Louis, MO Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 13
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Other and it’s important
Two-year college
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

I can be shy at first, but once I open up I'm friendly, sarcastic, and LOUD. My friends mean the world to me and I would do almost anything for them. I love walking under the full moon; it brings me peace. My inner child is a 13-year-old gothic teeny bopper and I think she's pretty rad. Someone once told me my refined exterior is hiding the real me: I'm kind of a hippie, I'm foul mouthed, I love power tools, and sometimes I would rather cuddle with my stuffed animals than a person. Ask me anything you want to know, just make sure you want to know the truth.

I like my men tattooed, pierced, and tall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still figuring that out.

I currently work three jobs (stock crew, retail, and nails). My passion is dance. I dance with my troupe as often as possible, What I will be doing in the future is unknown and I kind of like it that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Being a friend. Belly Dancing. Making people smile. Sarcasm. Random movie quotes. Being the crassiest bitch around (classy+crass).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curves; My hair: My tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Bell Jar; Pride and Prejudice; the Harry Potter series; The Buddha Walked into a Bar; Eat, Pray, Love; Outlander

Movies: Beauty and the Beast; Pride and Prejudice (A&E miniseries); Shawshank Redemption; Love Actually; Cry Baby; Thumbwars/Thumbtanic; Tank Girl; Meatballs; Wayne's World; The Holiday; Gentlemen Prefer Blonds; Boondock Saints; the first and third Indiana Jones movies; Practical Magic; Anything Star Trek

Shows: American Horror Story, I Love Lucy, Star Trek TNG, Daria, Bob's Burgers, BIg Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Outlander,

Music: I have an eclectic taste in music. My Ipod is usually on shuffle and contains almost every type of music, and I typically listen to Rob Zombie or Lana Del Ray stations on Pandora. While a little late, I've recently become a big Florence and the Machine fan.

Food: Damn near anything. I LOVE food. All the food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my phone
- my mom
- chapstick
- chocolate
- books
- dancing
- coffee
- sex

Yes, I know that's more than 6, but whatever. It's my profile, I can do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of shit that I'm not taking the time to list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually sitting in my living room, with a glass of wine, watching TV. I work early Saturday mornings, so I usually don't go out Friday nights. If I'm not home, I'm probably hanging out with a friend or at a show somewhere, usually performing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of love childrens cereal. Like, eat coco krispies everyday love.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a dork; You watched Daria and liked it; You remember when Nickelodeon didn't suck; You can teach me something; You like bacon; You're not just looking for a fuck buddy; You're witty; You enjoy the performing arts (theater, dance, symphony): You play D & D or another rpgs, You're able to hold a full conversation about Star Trek; You dig pin-ups: You believe all people deserve equal rights; You enjoy dressing up (costumes and such)

If your message consists of 1-2 words, you cannot use basic sentence structure, or you use text speak, do not expect a reply from me. Seriously. This isn't high school.

On a not-so-nice note, if you message me more than once and I do not respond, that probably means I'm not interested. Give up!