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29 Saint Louis, MO Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:16pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

Ican be shy at first, but once I open up I'm friendly, sarcastic, and LOUD. My friends mean the world to me and I would do almost anything for them. I love walking under the full moon; it brings me peace. My inner child is a 13-year-old gothic teeny bopper and I think she's pretty rad. Someone once told me my refined exterior is hiding the real me: I'm kind of a hippie, I'm foul mouthed, I love power tools, and sometimes I would rather cuddle with my dog than a person. Ask me anything you want to know, just make sure you want to know the truth.

I like my men tattooed, pierced, and tall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still figuring that out.

I currently do nails and I love it (and work retail to help pay bills). I'm a part-time performer and an occasional photographer. What I will be doing in the future is unknown and I kind of like it that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Being a friend. Belly Dancing. Making people smile. Sarcasm. Random movie quotes. Being the crassiest bitch around (classy+crass).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curves; My hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Bell Jar; Pride and Prejudice; the Harry Potter series; The Buddha Walked into a Bar; Eat, Pray, Love

Movies: Beauty and the Beast; Pride and Prejudice (A&E miniseries); Shawshank Redemption; Love Actually; Cry Baby; But I'm a Cheerleader; Thumbwars/Thumbtanic; Tank Girl; Meatballs; Waynes World; The Holiday; Gentlemen Prefer Blonds; Boondock Saints; the first and third Indiana Jones movies.

Shows: When I had cable, I watched more Food Network than is healthy. I also enjoy How I Met Your Mother, White Collar, old CSI, House Hunters, the Walking Dead, Mythbusters (I want to be Carrie when I grown up), and the occasional Sci-Fi show (and yes, I still refer to the channel as "Sci-Fi", not that bullshit SyFy started sucking hard core after that), American Horror Story, and I Love Lucy.

Music: I have an eclectic taste in music. My Ipod is usually on shuffle and contains almost every type of music, and I typically listen to Rob Zombie or Lana Del Ray stations on Pandora.

Food: Damn near anything. I LOVE food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my phone
- my mom
- chapstick
- chocolate
- books
- dancing
- coffee
- sex

Yes, I know that's more than 6, but whatever. It's my profile, I can do what I want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of shit that I'm not taking the time to list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually sitting in my living room watching TV. I work early Saturday mornings, so I usually don't go out Friday nights. If I'm not home, I'm probably eating out with a friend or at a show somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of love childrens cereal. Like, eat coco krispies everyday love.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a dork; You watched Daria and liked it; You remember when Nickelodeon didn't suck; You can teach me something; You like bacon; You're not just looking for a fuck buddy; You're witty; You enjoy the performing arts (theater, dance, symphony).

If your message consists of 1-2 words, you cannot use basic sentence structure, or you use text speak, do not expect a reply from me. Seriously. This isn't high school.

On a not-so-nice note, if you message me more than once and I do not respond, that probably means I'm not interested. Give up!