It's all equality until its time to make the first move... But
really, I'm plenty adept at taking the lead. I need some balance
and novelty. If you have the urge to message me do it. I'll do my
best to positively reinforce that decision. Take the lead. At least
25% of the time. I know I've already established myself as kind of
a dick here but I know what I want. It's not someone that waits for
me to make the first move, or gives me stars on quickmatch and
waits for me to make the next move. Hesitation and timidity are a
huge turnoff for me. Message me talking about a common interest.
Know why you're interested in knowing me and articulate it so we
can hurry up and get to the part where I show you how full of charm
and kindness I am.
You don't say some classist shit in your profile.
You're straight-forward and you appreciate the same in
YOU'RE A GENUINE PERSONALITY, NOT A PERFORMED IDENTITY.
YOU'RE A FEMALE DJ(I know this has the potential to sound
You like hippie shit for its scientifically proven benefits.
You're slightly fitness-oriented but not at all obsessed.
YOU WANT TO READ COMMON TEXTS AND DISCUSS THEM. I need the
reinforcement and refinement that comes with dialectical
You seek to understand, then be understood, and try to meet people
where they're at but you haven't quite perfected it.
You're tryna slum it.
You're a public interest / cause lawyer.
You grew up poor and it's a significant part of who you are, but
like, you ain't even a little ashamed of your appreciation for
vegan artisanal doughnuts.
You're down with watching documentaries on my laptop as a first(and
second, and third...) date.
You have reverence, rather than disdain, for science and the
You're on here to connect with interesting people more so than try
to fill a void in your life by dating. You're using this as a way
to screen potential friends and we have a high match and friend %
and you can identify with some of the things I said here. Your
musical, ideological, political, art, and or food preferences are
similar and you want to talk about it(especially if you want
someone to bombard you with an onslaught of music suggestions)
You're ok with the fact that I'm not looking for that type of
relationship, and I may just be trying to be social without having
to deal with people in real life, and all the disappointment that
comes along with interacting with people in real life. You think
you're cool enough that I wouldn't be disappointed in real
You're Karley Slutever
I used to have what pretty much looked like a GF application here.
It made me look like a snobby pretentious asshole that was totally
full of myself. Instead I'll just say that I'm a snobby pretentious
asshole that's full of myself.
But really, don't message me if your politics aren't FAAAAR to the
You're post-angst, but NOT a PoMo.
If you made it this far and want to spend a weekend showing me your
city, and your city has a Chinatown bus.
You want to drink lemonade on a stoop, or in a park. Or eat a
pineapple. Let's get tropical on a budget.
You wanna go on a first date here:
You "check your privilege" but aren't eager to use obnoxious
catchphrases like "check your privilege".
If you're a radical leftist that answered "universal" to the
morality question and you're firmly on the side of Chomsky in the
Chomsky-Foucault debate please just send me your ring size.
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This makes you feel like you're not alone in the world