I'm a straight up Marxist in that I think our economic system has a
strong determining effect on the rest of our relations. A lot of
shit sucks, from the structural to the interpersonal, and I'm
acutely aware of these forces and I won't hide my feelings about it
as I think I've made clear above but I ultimately think my baseline
is positive and hopeful no matter how much circumstances try to
fuck that up. I want to spend more time with others who feel the
Hesitation and timidity are a huge turnoff for me. Message me
talking about a common interest. Know why you're interested in
knowing me and articulate it so we can hurry up and get to the part
where I show you how full of charm and kindness I am.
You don't say some classist shit in your profile.
You look delicate but are anything but.
You're straight-forward and you appreciate the same in
YOU'RE A GENUINE PERSONALITY, NOT A PERFORMED IDENTITY.
YOU'RE A FEMALE DJ(I know this has the potential to sound
You like hippie shit for its scientifically proven benefits.
You're slightly fitness-oriented but not at all obsessed.
YOU WANT TO READ COMMON TEXTS AND DISCUSS THEM. I need the
reinforcement and refinement that comes with dialectical
You seek to understand, then be understood, and try to meet people
where they're at but you haven't quite perfected it.
You're tryna slum it.
You're a public interest / cause lawyer.
You grew up poor and it's a significant part of who you are, but
like, you ain't even a little ashamed of your appreciation for
vegan artisanal doughnuts.
Sucker for ladies in Fred Perry.
You're down with watching documentaries on my laptop as a first(and
second, and third...) date.
You have reverence, rather than disdain, for science and the
You're on here to connect with interesting people more so than try
to fill a void in your life by dating. You're using this as a way
to screen potential friends and we have a high match and friend %
and you can identify with some of the things I said here. Your
musical, ideological, political, art, and or food preferences are
similar and you want to talk about it(especially if you want
someone to bombard you with an onslaught of music suggestions)
You're ok with the fact that I'm not looking for that type of
relationship, and I may just be trying to be social without having
to deal with people in real life, and all the disappointment that
comes along with interacting with people in real life. You think
you're cool enough that I wouldn't be disappointed in real
You're Karley Slutever. I couldn't long-term date you but I think
we could enrich each other's lives.
I used to have what pretty much looked like a GF application here.
It made me look like a snobby pretentious asshole that was totally
full of myself. Instead I'll just say that I'm a snobby pretentious
asshole that's full of myself.
But really, don't message me if your politics aren't FAAAAR to the
You're post-angst, but NOT a PoMo.
You're not still angry at / rebelling against your father.
If you made it this far and want to spend a weekend showing me your
city, and your city has a Chinatown bus.
You want to drink lemonade on a stoop, or in a park. Or eat a
pineapple. Let's get tropical on a budget.
You wanna go on a first date here:
You "check your privilege" but aren't eager to use obnoxious
catchphrases like "check your privilege". Update: I've decided I'm
pretty against "privilege" language. Please be mindful of the
relative benefits you receive based on your membership in certain
If you're a radical leftist that answered "universal" to the
morality question and you're firmly on the side of Chomsky in the
Chomsky-Foucault debate please just send me your ring size.
CMD+F "Foodie" not found
CMD+F "Social Entrepreneur" not found
CMD+F "Entrepreneur" not found
CMD+F "Start-up" not found
CMD+F "Maker" not found
CMD+F "Creative" not found
CMD+F "Ambitious" not found
CMD+F "Crossfit" not found
CMD+F "Success" not found
CMD+F "Bacon" not found
CMD+F "Burger" not found
This makes you feel like you're not alone in the world
And if you're a skinny, model-hot, fashionable far-leftist
intellectual/academic, social science/law type with confidence and
high self-esteem and the ability to let yourself be vulnerable that
smiles a lot and can do it alone but would totally prefer to do it
with a devoted partner and you want a slightly above-average
height, slightly above-average dick-sized hairball to appreciate
for his feminine qualities just go ahead and send your ring size.
Tall/not tall, glasses/no glasses encouraged to apply.
I'm not sex-starved. I'd rather get messages that kept this in
mind. Talk to me like the whole person you'd like to be treated
like. I'm not as big of an asshole as this profile would have you
think. I've definitely been called an asshole before though.