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I have a girlfriend. She's candy_mandible. There's absolutely no way I'm going to like you more than her but I still might like you. I hope you're ok with that. She says I'm not nearly as much of an asshole as I seem on my profile.

I used to use this site for lots of stuff and it was thrilling and I loved it. Then suddenly, ennui. The thrill is gone. I'm interested in someone that is aggressive bordering on dominant but like I don't want to be put on a leash or some shit. Tiny, hot, super-feminine but not at all timid is ideal.

Noam Chomsky politics, Ol Dirty Bastard manners. A high school dropout with a college degree. I'm loving, empathetic, considerate, understanding, and a judgmental asshole that hates the ignorant masses. If I had a billion dollars I'd still be a poor kid. I'm an anarchist with an interest in law. I'm pretty simple, and terribly complex. I'm contradictions and make perfect sense. Also, I like to have dumb fun with smart people.

I don't think there are bad people, only bad societies. I believe people are products of their environment(s) and should be understood as such. This means child molesters, and woman beaters, and white supremacists(It's much harder to say financiers, and republicans).

I have an uncontrollable impulse to go in for the underdog. This may make me sound like a great dude but I assure you it can be a fault.

BASED

Being excited at the small indications life is giving me that the wretchedness is abating. Grad school for social policy. Wondering if it should've been law school. I want to end prisons. I think I'm supposed to be a sociologist. I never had any professional career aspirations when I was young but I remember thinking that I would be interested in being a criminologist once. Never thought about it much again through the years but now that's where I'm heading.

And I work a weekend shift at a bar and other "odd" jobs, none of which make use of my passion or intellect.

Revealing too much.

Older white women say I'm very articulate.

I like sociology and criminology books. Ishmael and The Story of B were really important in my formative years and thus pretty important to me in general.Vonnegut. Emma Goldman. Political and social theory.Sex at Dawn. Mostly I like to start them and never finish them. The Plague. Really hyped on crime/urban ethnographies right now. I might finish Crime and Punishment one day. Can a book you haven't finished be a favorite? In addition to school shit I'm reading an ethnography of stickup kids.
I love The Wire. I keep rewatching it. It's like a soap opera for sociologists.

My favorite movies are They Live, The Jerk, Return of the Living Dead, Friday, Bulworth, Twin Peaks.

DIY Hardcore punk and crust is the music of my teenage years. Discharge, Disorder, Chaos UK, Amebix, Axegrinder, Poison Idea, Crucifix, Doom, ENT... I still love the old stuff but most of the new stuff doesn't grab me. The shit I follow now is mostly electronic dance music. I'm totally ok with listening to His Hero is Gone, Drake, and Burial in the same day(Oh god I totally sound like the dude that dude that wants to be "eclectic"). There are times when I'll listen to multiple Smiths albums a day, then I won't listen to them at all for awhile. I think there are some good Velvet Underground and Van Morrison songs that are on albums after their firsts but I won't listen to them because it would destroy my concept of them as perfect artists. Black Sabbath is the best band ever. Heaven and Hell is part of the reason. The first two Das Racist mixtapes were daily shit for a year. I've somehow managed to become a person that likes Bon Iver. Right now I'm trying to avoid bummer music so after a phase of just listening to The Weeknd and Drake I'm on a roots reggae and afrobeat kick. And all that 90s R&B shit I hated when I was a kid.

WAIT! NEVERMIND! RIFF RAFF YOUTUBES EXCLUSIVELY!

I've been vegetarian for 13 years and never once considered being vegan. I like cheese. I'm a tofu head. I'm about some Indian food, Italian, muthafuckin' Ethiopian but I don't have it enough. I like food. Food tastes good. Tea at study time. Lattes at cram time.

Books, iPhone, Macbook, bike, indignation, worthwhile people.

I know a lot, certainly more than most people, but every day I'm realizing more and more how little I know.

Food, art, the fucked up social and economic order, sexuality. How obnoxious postmodernism is. The prison system. How monogamy is like the other prison system(or maybe supervised probation). Why cute girls like Ayn Rand. Purchasing a dartboard and putting pictures of Ayn Rand and Milton Friedman on it. Privilege and perceptions. If it's possible to have an egalitarian society with iPhones. What an alienated society we live in. How to live a meaningful, authentic life practically. How to make it clear that, just because I have a dick and a (filthy) sense of humor I'm not into "dude talk" and sexism. How dudes don't realize how revealing and pathetic dude talk is. Love and understanding.

Recently I've been thinking a lot about the sociology of punishment,the conflation of punishment and accountability, juvenile justice, and education and it's role in creating "deviants" and antagonistic identities. And New York City. And Brooklyn.

And lately I've been thinking if anyone would believe (my hypersexual ass) me if I said I just want to talk and be friends with people here and if we end up exchanging fluids and exploring bodies then cool.

I'm always thinking about (economic) class.

More often than not I'm thinking about how I'm thinking or reading about something that isn't gonna help me get my immediate schoolwork done.

Enabling my disabled OKC profile because, although I hate it now, I feel like being social but not so much in a crowded bar full of strangers.

Wondering if it's possible to have an egalitarian society where iPhones exist. Recently, well, you'll have to ask me. It's as private as I get.

I recycle jokes and lines.

Changing this to "Things that are private, or things that would offend people, or scare them away".

Manarchist on the outside, manhater on the inside.

I don't keep anything about me private.

I have no filter.

I might have a slight prejudice against rural people.

I should probably add empathetic, compassionate narcissist to my self-summary.

Oh, I made a Fetlife account out of curiosity a few months ago and never revisited. I found out I'm way more vanilla than I thought.

I probably don't care about your art or creative projects.

I've constructed this profile trying to deter certain types of people more than attract certain types of people.

It's all equality until its time to make the first move...

You don't say some classist shit in your profile.

YOU'RE A GENUINE PERSONALITY, NOT A PERFORMED IDENTITY.

YOU'RE A FEMALE DJ(I know this has the potential to sound toolly).

YOU WANT TO READ COMMON TEXTS AND DISCUSS THEM. I need the reinforcement and refinement that comes with dialectical exchange.

You seek to understand, then be understood, and try to meet people where they're at but you haven't quite perfected it.

You're tryna slum it.

You're down with watching documentaries on my laptop as a first(and second, and third...) date.

You're on here to connect with interesting people more so than try to fill a void in your life by dating. You're using this as a way to screen potential friends and we have a high match and friend % and you can identify with some of the things I said here. Your musical, ideological, political, art, and or food preferences are similar and you want to talk about it(especially if you want someone to bombard you with an onslaught of music suggestions) You're ok with the fact that I'm not looking for that type of relationship, and I may just be trying to be social without having to deal with people in real life, and all the disappointment that comes along with interacting with people in real life. You think you're cool enough that I wouldn't be disappointed in real life.

I used to have what pretty much looked like a GF application here. It made me look like a snobby pretentious asshole that was totally full of myself. Instead I'll just say that I'm a snobby pretentious asshole that's full of myself.

But really, don't message me if your politics aren't FAAAAR to the left.

You're post-angst, but NOT a PoMo.

If you made it this far and want to spend a weekend showing me your city, and your city has a Chinatown bus.

You want to drink lemonade on a stoop, or in a park. Or eat a pineapple. Let's get tropical on a budget.

If you're only interested in people born into as much privilege as you turn away now.

If you're a radical leftist that answered "universal" to the morality question and you're firmly on the side of Chomsky in the Chomsky-Foucault debate please just send me your ring size.

You switch.

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