Hopeless romantic (super cheese, I know. I can't help it). Step 3 out of 12 in the 12-step program for "workaholics anonymous." Motivated by BIG goals and even bigger dreams. Ask me about them.
Seeking someone brilliant, beautiful, ambitious, and even a bit conceited… for bouts of verbal sparring, witty banter, and passionate “reconciliation.”
He is charming:
His charm is so contagious... Vaccines have been created for it.
He is dangerous:
Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
He is a a healer:
His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
He is totally awesome:
He lives vicariously through himself.
He is great with time management:
When opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits.
He is worldly:
He can speak Russian... in French.
He is fair:
He once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds.
He smells delicious:
Roses stop to smell him.
He is sensitive:
When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly.
He is compassionate:
He's a lover, not a fighter... But he's also a fighter, so don't get any funny ideas.
They are all true.
6) Gamma aminobutyric acid
That's right. You heard me.
Send me a message. I'll take it from there.