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My self-summary Propose an edit

Self-summaries... aahh... wouldn't it be nice if everyone had a self-summary tattooed to the back of his head? Then all we'd need to do is get close enough to shave off all that hair and feast on 1001 things you didn't really need to know about the person.

Somehow, you've stumbled on my profile. Somehow, you will find this an engaging read. Why, because it will have some sort of mojo effect on you. It's too late now. See, you're still reading aren't you?

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Some say, it's called studying. I think it's more like paying a shitload of money to mentally torture yourself for 4 months, then forget everything you were supposed to learn, rinse, and repeat.

Say it with me kids! Singapore education rocks!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Making people laugh at me, then laughing at them laughing at me. I'm also reknowned for my witty one-liners, sarcastic comments and devil-may-care attitude. Just ask the guy peering over your shoulder.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

god... my aura? I need to tone it down though. I've been told I appear arrogant, but I'm really just a soft, cuddly teddy bear inside. Honest!!!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books:
Don't really read much nowadays, but if I had to pick up a book it would either be espionage or thriller. Psycho head-case stories would be an interesting read as well.

Movies:
I'll really a movie buff and can watch anything. Arthouse, gore, thriller... Except recently, for some strange reason(it's actually not strange, it's because they reveal every single thing in trailers now) I can't seem to enjoy comedies. I'm still waiting for the next big revelation in comedies after Dude? Where's My Car and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Now, before you think that I have a thing for male-bonding comedies, I'll have you know that I didn't enjoy Friday(the movie, not the day. Go imdb it.). By the way, special mention goes out to Guy Ritchie. I will watch anything he creates, as long as Madonna is not in it. That guy's a genius!

Music:
Maybe it's my metabolic rate, but I really wanna hear another fast song. Anyone spot the Saosin reference? If you did, I love you already! Let's make it simple shall we? I like basslines. So lounge and rock really do it for me. Bands I would give my left arm to see live would be Saosin, the Used and Madina Lake. 1 down, 2 to go! I'd give my left testicle to go to a Blink 182 concert just to hear their jokes, but sadly that's not gonna happen. Lucky testicle...

Food:
I'm game to try anything with respect to food. I just can't enjoy fish. Why can't they be boneless and not fishy? Why?!?! I can't really say much about food. I like lamb. Ok, next!

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Music
Pen
Paper
Handphone
Liquid Cash
My six senses... oh wait. I meant 5.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How to not screw up school. There's a fine line between doing too much and not getting the rewards and doing too little and getting nothing at all.

You could say I spend alot of time thinking about my trapeze act.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Meeting up with friends, chilling out, rolling back the clock and being a kid again, remembering there's more to this life than just the rat race they enter us in when we're born.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Is this like a dare?

I double dare you then!

You should message me if Propose an edit

I made you smile.

I deserve some recognition don't you think?

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