27 Rochester, NY
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What I’m doing with my life
Resisting the urge to describe it in cliched terms and mostly succeeding. I think.

Learning. I think the ratio is probably about 25/75 stuff-I-care-about vs. stuff-I-heard-once-and-my-brain-has-an-iron-grip-on. I consider that a win.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, that Jack Black eyebrow wave thing, trivia, finding good music
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune, Siddhartha, The Last Unicorn, the Discworld series, the Dresden Files, the short stories of Jorge Luis Borges, H.P. Lovecraft, and Thomas Ligotti, anything by Jack Vance or Neil Gaiman

Movies: Harvey, Drive, The Princess Bride, Aliens, The Blues Brothers, The Thing, Dial M for Murder, Groundhog Day, Big Trouble in Little China, The Avengers, most Tarantino

Shows: Breaking Bad, Justified, Firefly, Adventure Time, South Park, Parks and Rec

Music: Talking Heads, Joy Division, Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, King Crimson, Mastodon, Miles Davis, Yes, Queens of the Stone Age

(Extra category!)

Comedians: Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, Pete Holmes, Louis CK, Hannibal Buress, Myq Kaplan
The six things I could never do without
1) Rhetorical questions (asking, of course)
2) Music
3) Alternative comedy (I don't like that label either, but here we are)
4) Parenthetical asides
5) Exercise
6) My friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Barely pulling out a board game win against some friends, trying new craft beers at a bar, or relaxing at home with the most popular show on Netflix, "what do you mean it isn't on here?".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's a tough one, but I'm a pretty open person, so ask away.
You should message me if
You're going to say something other than "hey". Two paragraphs of typos would be better.