What I’m doing with my life
Resisting the urge to describe it in cliched terms and mostly
succeeding. I think.
Learning. I think the ratio is probably about 25/75
stuff-I-heard-once-and-my-brain-has-an-iron-grip-on. I consider
that a win.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, that Jack Black eyebrow wave thing, trivia, finding good
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune, Siddhartha, The Last Unicorn, the Discworld series,
the Dresden Files, the short stories of Jorge Luis Borges, H.P.
Lovecraft, and Thomas Ligotti, anything by Jack Vance or Neil
Movies: Harvey, Drive, The Princess Bride, Aliens, The Blues
Brothers, The Thing, Dial M for Murder, Groundhog Day, Big Trouble
in Little China, The Avengers, most Tarantino
Shows: Breaking Bad, Justified, Firefly, Adventure Time, South
Park, Parks and Rec
Music: Talking Heads, Joy Division, Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, King
Crimson, Mastodon, Miles Davis, Yes, Queens of the Stone Age
Comedians: Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, Pete Holmes, Louis CK,
Hannibal Buress, Myq Kaplan
The six things I could never do without
1) Rhetorical questions (asking, of course)
3) Alternative comedy (I don't like that label either, but here we
4) Parenthetical asides
6) My friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Barely pulling out a board game win against some friends, trying new craft beers at a bar, or relaxing at home with the most popular show on Netflix, "what do you mean it isn't on here?".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That's a tough one, but I'm a pretty open person, so ask away.