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rbgarner

46 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 29–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for Secondary School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an art teacher. I paint in my spare time and post most of my work on Deviant art. http://rbgarner.deviantart.com/gallery/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'd have to meet me to know me more........
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Charles Bukowski, John Steinbeck, Ian Banks, Ian McEwan, Thomas Hardy, D.H. Lawrence......
recent reads.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Narrowboat
Cat
School holidays
Internet
Studio
Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fantasising about anything and everything I haven't done yet.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night.......
You should message me if
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