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I'm awesome... no, seriously, They say I am. They say I'm about 60%
awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying
that you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what
a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not
...now how many guys can say THAT!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I'm tired of the typical Florida club scene and being asked if I
have blow... guess I'm looking for someone who can break the
I've always had a gift of making the worst of things look their
best. I love to do THAT! I also love money, fame, wealth, and
power, and loving the chance of changing people's lives. So I
started my own business, as well as got involved with Hollywood
I get to work when I want to work, work from home as well as from a
"job" location. It's a rough life, but hey, that bank I'm rolling
in ain't gonna spend itself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hearing my alarm clock and believing that it's a sound in my dream
and therefore I don't actually have to wake up.
Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of
myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.
Being a DORK!
Finding someone who is just a big of a DORK as I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm one handsome ass motha f*cker...then they learn how
incredibly modest I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OK way to much to name so I'll just go top favorites...
Books: Dianetics (Yeah, I told you I was a DORK), The Secret, How
Successful People Think, Life Mastery
Movies: Dark Knight Rises (I was in that one), Twin Flames (Not out
yet, but I wrote the script and am negotiating terms with big
Hollywood Producers), Seven, Saw, Freddy Vs. Jason
Music: (Don't laugh) Metal or Epic Orchestra (Ok, laugh, you
already know I'm a DORK)
Food: Chinese.....all the way!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone (or appointment book in a mini computer)
I do carry an inebulizer with me. You know, that little "flashy
thing" from Men in Black to erase people's memories. I use it on
myself after bad dates.
The key people in my life that are always loyal and there with
And a sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that
we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and
hatred enter deep into our own natures.
...and knock knock jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading to the blind
Walking old ladies across the street
Eating more than Michael Phelps
Building orphanages for puppies that can't bark
Staying humble and not trying to impress you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I once popped some tags, with only $20 in my pocket. I was on
the hunt and looking for a come up. So it was F**king awesome!
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