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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Oct 2
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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One day when I was a kid I picked a spot in my backyard and did my best to "memorize" it. I said to myself: "If I ever learn how to time travel, I'll come back to THIS moment, right now!" Then I waited around for a solid five minutes to see if future me appeared out of nowhere to greet me with wisdom and knowledge of future video games.

A few years later, having forgotten the original time/spot, I tried the same thing again somewhere new. Still nothing. I kept this pattern up every few years, with disappointing results.

To this day I have yet to be visited by a future version of myself. But I'm convinced that's not because I never learn how to time travel. Rather, I am simply doing a poor job remembering which point in time I'm supposed to travel back to. As soon as I lock that down, I'm sure it'll happen.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently pursuing my MFA in creative writing at Columbia University, with a few essays and scripts currently under my belt. When I'm not at work or at school (currently the same location), you might find me performing improv, organizing a game night, going camping/hiking/climbing, or otherwise goofing off with friends. To quote an obscure song I once heard about being addicted to crystal meth, I live a semi-charmed kinda life.

I recently got into live storytelling, and got one of my stories professionally animated, which was awesome. I now desperately want to get some animators indebted to me forever so I can get my entire life recreated as the world's longest and most pointless cartoon.

I also purchased a Fitbit in the past year and I've come to realize how much of my productivity/life comes down to filling up meters and crossing off checklists. It makes me a little sad, so I go for a walk to cheer myself up, and then when I see those green step counter bars fill up I'm happy again!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I want to say I'm a good listener, but I feel like it's one of those things you're not allowed to say about yourself in earnest. Modern humility is all about taking yourself down a peg while hoping for a positive reaction. On an unrelated note, I'm terrible in bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the soul of a man burdened with self-loathing and doubt, with an indescribable longing noticeable during those brief moments when the mask is lowered and his pathos comes into plain sight.

Update: I'm told my bald head is more noticeable. LOL!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You guys, I love so many things. Here's a random sampling:

Kurt Vonnegut, Ben Folds (Five), Memento, Breaking Bad, Calvin & Hobbes, The Get Up Kids, Improvised Shakespeare, Tobias Wolff, Game of Thrones, Groundhog Day, James Baldwin, Radiolab, The Iron Giant, Miyazaki, Dan Harmon (Community, Rick & Morty), classic Simpsons, Motion City Soundtrack, David Sedaris, Mad Men, This American Life.

Also, as a lifelong New York, I'm also pretty spoiled when it comes to food. I love just about anything flavorful, sweet and/or spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My job.
-The money I get from my job.
-The things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-The comforts that come from the things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-The happiness which emanates from the comforts that come from the things I buy with the money I get from my job.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The haters. Are they always just gonna hate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In love. And thank god, because most of the rest of the week has felt like a pretty big waste of time.

(I'm sure others have done this bit, but I haven't seen it yet, so I'm citing plausible deniability on this one.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I started a fan club for myself when I was 12. It sounds like the most narcissistic thing a person could do, I know, but it was a joke. Mostly. And I kept this joke up - with monthly newsletters and all - for about 8 years.
You should message me if
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You know the female part of "I Gotta Man," and you're not afraid to sing it in a karaoke bar.