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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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One day when I was a kid I picked a spot in my backyard and did my best to "memorize" it. I said to myself: "If I ever learn how to time travel, I'll come back to THIS moment, right now!" Then I waited around for a solid five minutes to see if future me appeared out of nowhere to greet me with wisdom and knowledge of future video games.

A few years later, having forgotten the original time/spot, I tried the same thing again somewhere new. Still nothing. I kept this pattern up every few years, with disappointing results.

To this day I have yet to be visited by a future version of myself. But I'm convinced that's not because I never learn how to time travel. Rather, I am simply doing a poor job remembering which point in time I'm supposed to travel back to. As soon as I lock that down, I'm sure it'll happen.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently pursuing my MFA in creative writing at Columbia University, with a few essays and scripts currently under my belt. When I'm not at work or at school (currently the same location), you might find me performing improv, organizing a game night, going camping/hiking/climbing, or otherwise goofing off with friends. To quote an obscure song I once heard about being addicted to crystal meth, I live a semi-charmed kinda life.

I recently got into live storytelling, and got one of my stories professionally animated, which was awesome. I now desperately want to get some animators indebted to me forever so I can get my entire life recreated as the world's longest and most pointless cartoon.

I also purchased a Fitbit in the past year and I've come to realize how much of my productivity/life comes down to filling up meters and crossing off checklists. It makes me a little sad, so I go for a walk to cheer myself up, and then when I see those green step counter bars fill up I'm happy again!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I want to say I'm a good listener, but I feel like it's one of those things you're not allowed to say about yourself in earnest. Modern humility is all about taking yourself down a peg while hoping for a positive reaction. On an unrelated note, I'm terrible in bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the soul of a man burdened with self-loathing and doubt, with an indescribable longing noticeable during those brief moments when the mask is lowered and his pathos comes into plain sight.

Update: I'm told my bald head is more noticeable. LOL!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You guys, I love so many things. Here's a random sampling:

Kurt Vonnegut, Ben Folds (Five), Memento, Breaking Bad, Calvin & Hobbes, The Get Up Kids, Improvised Shakespeare, Tobias Wolff, Game of Thrones, Groundhog Day, James Baldwin, Radiolab, The Iron Giant, Miyazaki, Dan Harmon (Community, Rick & Morty), classic Simpsons, Motion City Soundtrack, David Sedaris, Mad Men, This American Life.

Also, as a lifelong New York, I'm also pretty spoiled when it comes to food. I love just about anything flavorful, sweet and/or spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My job.
-The money I get from my job.
-The things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-The comforts that come from the things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-The happiness which emanates from the comforts that come from the things I buy with the money I get from my job.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The haters. Are they always just gonna hate?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I started a fan club for myself when I was 12. It sounds like the most narcissistic thing a person could do, I know, but it was a joke. Mostly. And I kept this joke up - with monthly newsletters and all - for about 8 years.
You should message me if
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You know the female part of "I Gotta Man," and you're not afraid to sing it in a karaoke bar.