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rcjester

35 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
One day when I was a kid I picked a spot in my backyard and did my best to "memorize" it. I loudly exclaimed: "If I ever learn how to time travel, I'll come back to THIS moment, right now!" Then I waited around for a good solid five minutes to see if future me appeared out of nowhere to greet me with wisdom and knowledge of future video games.

A few years later, having forgotten the original time/spot, I tried the same thing again somewhere new. Still nothing. I kept this pattern up every few years, with disappointing results.

To this day I have yet to be visited by a future version of myself. But I'm convinced that's not because I never learn how to time travel. Rather, I am simply doing a poor job remembering which point in time I'm supposed to travel back to. As soon as I lock that down, I'm sure it'll happen.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently pursuing my MFA in creative writing (along with a steady paycheck) at Columbia University. When I'm not doing one of those two things, you might find me travelling, performing improv, organizing a game night, going camping, or otherwise goofing off with friends. To quote an obscure song I once heard about being addicted to crystal meth, I live a semi-charmed kinda life.

I recently got into live storytelling, and got one of my stories professionally animated, which was awesome. It makes me want to get some animator(s) indebted to me forever somehow, so I can get my entire life recreated as the world's longest and most pointless cartoon.

In an ongoing attempt to stave off the siren call of my couch, I like to go on long runs, do some rock climbing, and play squash - which thanks to Columbia I'm able to do again for the first time in years (its not just for elitists anymore!). I love it enough that even though I took a ball straight to the eye a month ago (a lesson to always wear goggles friends), I'm still playing whenever I can.
I’m really good at
Pool, board games, scheduling, exploring new locales, and turning awkward situations into slightly less awkward situations.

I'm really bad at any and all eating and drinking-related competitions. I just wasn't built for massive amounts of short-term consumption, unless we're talking about something like a Game of Thrones marathon.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably this sexy bald head of mine. Also, my ambiguous ethnicity. Bet you can't guess it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm just gonna give a smattering (there's a word I never say) of things I love here, from across all types of media/the arts: Vonnegut, Community, Ben Folds, Memento, Breaking Bad, Calvin & Hobbes, Improvised Shakespeare, Tobias Wolff, Game of Thrones, Groundhog Day, East of Eden, Radiolab, Book of Mormon, Arrested Development, classic Simpsons, David Sedaris, Mad Men, This American Life, TJ & Dave.
The six things I could never do without
-My job.
-The money I get from my job.
-The things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-The comforts that come from the things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-The happiness which emanates from the comforts that come from the things I buy with the money I get from my job.
-Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The quantity of bad food I can ingest while just narrowly avoiding heart disease/diabetes.
On a typical Friday night I am
In love, though most of the rest of the week has admittedly felt like a pretty big waste of time.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I started a fan club for myself when I was 12. It sounds like the most narcissistic thing a person could ever do, I know, but it was a joke. Mostly. And I kept this joke up - with monthly newsletters and all - for about 8 years.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know the female part of "I Gotta Man," and you're not afraid to sing it during karaoke.

You want to challenge me to a game of ping pong, chess, pool, or any game really. Except for checkers, 'cause FUCK CHECKERS!

You really want to.