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34 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Swedish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm just your average fire-breathing hairy-legged-feminist opera-loving globe-trotting lapsed-lutist computer programmer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I work for a fairly well-known social network. In the evenings I'm bootstrapping a fashion industry start-up. At weekends I'm usually seeing friends or working on the start up.

In my copious free time, I ballroom dance and sail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting kicked out of casinos for counting cards, fleeing civil wars in Africa, accidentally staying up talking to people until dawn, DIY wearable electronics, calligraphy, the multiple uses of knotting rope, using the phrase "info superhighway" in interviews with the BBC.

I want to get better at
Cooking, spontaneity, travelling, knitting, picking heavy things up and putting them down again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I need to start mercilessly stealing other peoples' answers here.

Books: Iain M. Banks - Use of Weapons, Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations, Saki - Everything, Dean Foster Wallace - Infinite Jest.

Films: Cyrano de Bergerac, Secretary, The Piano Teacher, Closet Land, Run Lola Run

Music: I like listening to almost all kinds of music, but I only love classical music enough to buy it. Particular favourites are:

Rachmaninov - second and third piano concertos
Rimsky-Korsakov - Scheherazade
Bach - Brandenburg Concertos
Dvorak - From the New World

Food: Italian food! Every time. Pizzas, pastas, tiramisu. Otherwise, something Mediterranean, maybe Greek or Moroccan. And creme brulee.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop, wallet, passport. Everything else is optional, and even the laptop is a convenience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How odd it is to be trapped inside a machine for consciouness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a club with my friends or at home with a book or a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In the discarded-sweet-wrapper hours after night and before morning I am terrified of failing the people who love me.

Also my shoelaces don't match.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
إذا كنت ترغب في مساعدتي تعلم اللغة العربية

You should message me if your name has exactly half as many vowels as it does loops (e.g. A - 1 loop, B - 2 loops, C - no loops).

You should message me if you've ever touched, other than shaken hands with, someone who is listed on the "Famous Guests of the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, Bangkok" Wikipedia page.

You should message me if any member of your extended family has a name that is an anagram of an Italian dessert.

Finally, you should definitely message me if you took any of this bit seriously. :)