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35 London, UK Man


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  • Ages 25–45
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Swedish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I'm just your average fire-breathing hairy-legged-feminist opera-loving globe-trotting lapsed-lutist computer programmer.

I like to think that OKC's interpretation of my personality is pretty apt.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I make computers go beep. In the evenings I'm bootstrapping a fashion industry start-up. At weekends I'm usually seeing friends or working on the start up.

In my copious free time, I ballroom dance and sail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting kicked out of casinos for counting cards, fleeing civil wars in Africa, accidentally staying up talking to people until dawn, DIY wearable electronics, filthy words in beautiful copperplate, the multiple uses of knotting rope, using the phrase "info superhighway" in interviews with the BBC, perfecting hollandaise sauce, impromptu excursions at short notice, revolutionary knitting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Iain Banks, Octavia Butler, David Foster Wallace.

Directors: Nadine Labaki

Music: No-one cares too much about this, I hope, but anything from hardcore hip-hop to string quartet.

Food: making is better than eating (and is one of the best ways to show your affection for a friend or lover) - particular favourites are risotto, crème brûlée, and eggs Florentine. I also cook an incongruously incredible steak.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop, wallet, passport. Everything else is optional, and even the laptop is a convenience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How odd it is to be trapped inside a machine for consciouness.
You should message me if
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إذا كنت ترغب في مساعدتي تعلم اللغة العربية

You should message me if your name has exactly half as many vowels as it does loops (e.g. A - 1 loop, B - 2 loops, C - no loops).

You should message me if you've ever touched, other than shaken hands with, someone who is listed on the "Famous Guests of the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, Bangkok" Wikipedia page.

You should message me if any member of your extended family has a name that is an anagram of an Italian dessert.

Finally, you should definitely message me if you took any of this bit seriously. :)

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