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44 M Ferndale, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:00am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats

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My self-summary
I come from a long line of half man-half chipmunks. We've managed to infiltrate most governments around the world, and some day, we will rule with a hard-shelled fist!

Orrrr, I'm just an adventerous and fun guy who loves to explore what life has to offer. The top story sounded better, I think ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream one day at a time! But yes, I do have a job that pays the house bills. In a nutshell, I work with chemicals (think chemistry set but with way cool stuff) and try doing a not-so-great job at burning myself...
I’m really good at
Cooking! I'm sure everyone says this, but seriously, I'm damn good at want me to grill what? Sure, I'm all over it!

I've been known to bake cakes, bbq meatloaf AND have even won a chili off contest (best in the land, hands down). If you don't believe me I'll have to make you some...
The first things people usually notice about me
My cheeks (Now now, on my face! I know what you're thinking...), biggest appendage on my body
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books.....anything by Dickens, Poe, Douglas Adams, Sea Wolf by Jack London, anything by Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Shel Silverstein, Tao of Pooh, Te of Piglet, most of the classics, including Beowulf, Iliad/Odyssey; The Histories by Herodotus (bonus points if you can tell me what movie came out based roughly on this book), The Divine Comedy by Dante, Ernest Hemmingway, and now working on some Isaac Asimov.....movies, anything sci-fi, the Machinist, Dodgeball, the Hot Chick, A-Team, the Hangover, Hot Tub Time Machine, Superbad, Kick Ass, Avengers, Star Trek, The Thing, Super 8, She's Out Of My League, Ted, Pacific Rim, really like old Godzilla stuff (Can't wait for the new one!), old industrial, Wolfsheim, KMFDM, Ministry, Hansel und Gretyl, Covenant, Tool, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Muse, Flyleaf, old new wave like B-52's, Violent Femmes, Devo, old punk, of course, like Dead Milkman, Circle Jerk, Suicidal Tendencies, some 89X stuff, Electric Six, Johnny Cash, Twisting Tarantulas, Eminem, Beastie Boys, Benny Benasi, Linkin Park, System of the Down, Chevelle, Goldfrapp, Rise Against, Millions of Brazillians, The Dirt Bombs, Madame XD, Black Jake and the Carnies, Rickets Pass, Bloodhound Gang, Black Eyed Peas, Presets, deezy rascal (BONKERS!), Dev, Dani Deahl, Whiskey Pete, throw in some dub step, Skrillex, Bassnectar, Psy (dude is hilarious), Macklemore, pretty, I mean anything, yummy...I really dig ethnic foods, Indian, Middle Eastern, Thai, soul food, Cajun and Creole, really appreciate food trucks....
The six things I could never do without
Sorry, you get 8!

1. I've lived without a lot of things, including internet/TV/quality phone, but the internet I missed most 2. treadmill/recumbent bike 3. music in the car 4. my interesting, sometimes very frustrating job 5. my friends and fam 6. a very small portion of oatmeal and a banana to start the day, and winterfresh gum, all the time! 7. VACATIONS :P 8. Football, baseball, hockey, and college basketball
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about the one girl in my heart, who is forever gone (no, I'm not referring to an ex of any nature). How I really need to do more charity work/donate. Why no one takes conspiracy theories seriously. Current events, looking back at how my own political philosophy has changed, and yet really hasn't. The next vacation, should it be somewhere new this year or revisit a favorite destination like Chicago, Savannah, Vegas, DC? Mexico or Italy? Perhaps another island in Hawaii? And the verdict....somewhere new, Bahamas!
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping, blah,blah,blah... hosting a bonfire, at a bar with friends...but Saturday! Look out, now THAT'S my night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well isn't that pretty straight forward! I enjoy cleaning...what guy enjoys cleaning?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to dance the happy dance in life, and want a happy thought it was freaking hilarious to listen to Grover from Seasame Street panting as he climbed up and down the're looking for someone to hang out with in the Dtown... you're one short for a game of euchre...

Or you're just looking for a nice, generous guy for some laughs and a good time!