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  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:14pm
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
High school
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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Former talk show host, undercover cop, trapeze performer, male stripper, fancy cake decorator, and horse wrangler living in Somis. True story.

I'll let you guess which of those are correct. I know, it's a tough choice.

What do you want to know about me? I live in an agricultural area, and have cats and a dog. Previously had rabbits, chickens, ducks, and a rooster named Matt Damon. I'm a football fanatic (Raiders and Bruins!) I drink beer on the weekends. I catch crabs on the pier (not a euphemism, most of the time.)
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying the little things, while staying on track to keep my work going well. I work my ass off during weekdays, and make a mental note to de-stress and enjoy myself (and the company of others) when I'm not working. Otherwise, I'm generally kicking ass and chewing gum. Y'know how it is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking the logical approach. Complaining about not having my bar/grill yet (my financial goal). Laughing at inappropriate times. Cooking (but cleaning dishes be damned). I'm good at listening even though I don't always enjoy it, I just act like I am. Making lists. Camping - yeah, I'm really good at that. I'm good at getting sunburnt, too.. It's one of my favorite activities.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can talk to anybody. I'm not the most outgoing person you'll ever meet, but I can hold a conversation with just about anyone that speaks English. Physically I have no clue - I had a 3 year old tell me I had beautiful eyes. I think she's a damn liar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - The Strain, Song of Ice and Fire, Zombie Survival Guide, Kite Runner. I don't always read books, but when I do, I prefer good ones.

Movies - Big Lebowski, Memento, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Get Him to the Greek, Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Team America, Die Hard, Hangover, Batman Begins/Dark Knight. In no particular order.

TV - Breaking Bad, The League, It's Always Sunny, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Price is Right, How I Met Your Mother, Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica

Music - I'm easy. My current kicks: Jack White, The Raconteurs, Cake, Rage Against the Machine, Johnny Cash. I'll venture into rap, reggae, dubstep - throw me a genre and I'll listen to it. Except for bluegrass, get outta here with that!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Phone (I blame it on the business!)
2) Friends and Family. Obviously.
3) The lack of seasons in southern Caliornia.
4) Profanity
5) A nearby beach
6) Car

And cuz fuck the police:

7) Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My overwhelmingly burdensome masculinity. Obviously!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a beer, cooking, and playing some darts. I'm a neighborhood partier - you can usually find me within a block of my house, hanging out with some neighbors. Occasionally I'll go out, but I find it cheaper (and more fun) to stick within stumbling distance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a pink toothbrush, but damnit, I like it. I've never fired a gun, despite loving the idea of it and knowing quite a bit about them. I drive with the top down in the rain cuz it makes me feel like I'm in an epic car chase. But with water, and it's cold. And I'm not really going very fast.. Like, maybe 60 MPH on a good day.

My semi-serious answer would be that my knowledge (and interest) about football can be ridiculous at times. I follow the sport year-round, and I keep up with basically every team in the NFL. To say I'm a football fan would an extreme understatement. I could sit and watch the NFL Network for a week straight if I had a mind to.
You should message me if
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If you know a good Latvian joke.

I'll even give you an out: if you can't think of anything good to message, just tell me that my face is stupid. I'll totally get it.