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26 M Camarillo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Former talk show host, undercover cop, trapeze performer, male stripper, fancy cake decorator, and horse wrangler living in Somis. True story.

I'll let you guess which of those are correct. I know, it's a tough choice.

I'm a small business owner, and after doing it for almost 2 years, I've decided I couldn't go back. If I want to give myself a day off, I can say "hell no!", then tell everyone that my boss is an ass.

What do you want to know about me? I live in an agricultural area, and have cats, dogs, chickens, and a rooster named Matt Damon. I hate Tyler Perry, and every piece of work he does. I'm a football fanatic. I drink beer on the weekends. I catch crabs on the pier (not a euphemism, most of the time.)
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying the little things, while staying on track to keep my work going well. I focus on my company during business hours, and make a mental note to de-stress and enjoy myself (and the company of others) when I'm not working. Otherwise, I'm generally kicking ass and chewing gum. Y'know how it is.
I’m really good at
Taking the logical approach. Complaining about not having my bar/grill yet (my financial goal). Laughing at inappropriate times. Cooking (but cleaning dishes be damned). I'm good at listening even though I don't always enjoy it, I just act like I am. Making lists. Camping - yeah, I'm really good at that. I'm good at getting sunburnt, too.. It's one of my favorite activities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can talk to anybody. I'm not the most outgoing person you'll ever meet, but I can hold a conversation with just about anyone that speaks English. Physically I have no clue - I had a 3 year old tell me I had beautiful eyes. I think she's a damn liar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Strain, Song of Ice and Fire, Zombie Survival Guide, Kite Runner. I don't always read books, but when I do, I prefer good ones.

Movies - Big Lebowski, Memento, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Get Him to the Greek, Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Team America, Die Hard, Hangover, Batman Begins/Dark Knight. In no particular order.

TV - Breaking Bad, The League, It's Always Sunny, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, Price is Right, How I Met Your Mother, Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica

Music - I'm easy. My current kick: The Heavy, Raconteurs, Black Keys, Rolling Stones, James Brown. I'll venture into rap, reggae, dubstep - throw me a genre and I'll listen to it. Except for bluegrass, get outta here with that!
The six things I could never do without
1) Phone (I blame it on the business!)
2) Friends and Family. Obviously.
3) The lack of seasons in southern Caliornia.
4) Profanity
5) A nearby beach
6) Car

And cuz fuck the police:

7) Good music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My overwhelmingly burdensome masculinity. Obviously!
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a beer, cooking, and playing some darts. I'm a neighborhood partier - you can usually find me within a block of my house, hanging out with some neighbors. Occasionally I'll go out, but I find it cheaper (and more fun) to stick within stumbling distance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a pink toothbrush, but damnit, I like it. I've never fired a gun, despite loving the idea of it and knowing quite a bit about them. I drive with the top down in the rain cuz it makes me feel like I'm in an epic car chase. But with water. And it's cold. And I'm not really going very fast.. Like, maybe 60 MPH on a good day. Screw it, I'm not doing that anymore.

ALSO! My semi-serious answer would be that I am working every day on losing weight and getting in shape. I've already made a lot of progress - but I also want to get in shape so I can start playing hockey later this year. Not private, just something I wouldn't normally put on a dating profile.

Luckily, I don't play by the rules.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you know a good Latvian joke.

I'll even give you an out: if you can't think of anything good to message, just tell me that my face is stupid. I'll totally get it.