I used to have a really long, bloated, potentially self-important and overly informative profile. I fell asleep reading it, so I can only imagine how you felt if you had to endure it :) So this is an experiment in minimalism...
Ryan. Australian born. American citizen. LA 9 years. NY 1 year. Vegan. Musician. Guitarist. Singer. Runner. Never married. No kids. University graduate. Web Developer. Self-Employed. Tattoos. Beer. Fun. Breakdancer (not really).
I don't know what I want, but you probably don't either.
That'll do! :)