Well I have moved around a bit over the last couple of years. After five years in Nashville TN, I moved to Hartford Connecticut, then ATL, then Brooklyn, now finally here. Looks like I'll be here for awhile. I am from the South. Yes, I have an accent. I am not the least bit serious, but I have a serious job.

Slaving away in a residency program

Teaching, listening, staying in touch, keeping close friends, Playing video games, cooking( my mom taught me to cook when I was young, she would tell me it made me independent and girls would like it when I was older). Making people laugh with outrageous comments

Dancing. Yes a white boy that can dance. I can do a little bit of them all but not really mastered any. Pop n lock. Hip hop. Ballroom.swing. Breakdancing( must be to a special level of intoxication before I can be talked into it)

That I look like Harry potter

1iphone. With google maps, flixter( movie times) imdb for random trivia
2morning shower. I love the shower it is like zen time.
3 gps how did People get anywhere before it was invited.
4 chocolate chip cookies. I think the flour is really cocaine.
5 Xbox playing games is fun and relaxing to me
6 all the normal( friends, family ect

What is the most offensive thing I could say right now. Then laughing about it out loud and people want to know what I am laughing at.

Toilet in view in self mirror pic.   Did you flush?  Did you take a dump before or after this photo op.

At my apartment some genius decided to plant a tree that produces fruit that smells like pure dog shit .  Cause nothing I want more than to be greeted with the smell of dog shit every morning 

Defeat ignorant people in argument 
Bake 30 min brownies in 20 min flat

(scenario 1) cursing that I am at work. (scenario 2) thanking god I am off work. Went to a movie then out to a beer garden for drinks or meet up for bar/club.

It is basically impossible to embarrass me. I am shameless when it comes to that. I get nervous about stuff but never embarrassed