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38 Los Angeles, CA Man


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  • Ages 22–42
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Last Online
Yesterday – 11:57pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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form follows function and vice versa

Roman nose



recently, a Hella Jongerius vase which I consider to be a prized possession broke when its shelf collapsed upon me as I slept beneath it ( long story, but trust that I fully know how to install a shelf). the biggest, gnarliest ceramic shard nearly stabbed my brain through my temple. I was more upset about the irreplaceable vase having shattered than i was almost being killed by it.

you should know that I was also super upset that Arsenal lost later that morning. i'm not gay.
What I’m doing with my life
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i design and manufacture furniture. i was trained as an architect, as any furniture designer ought to be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

turn of phrase
The first things people usually notice about me
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perfect spelling and liberal grammar
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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it's really kind of pointless to describe what you're like on these things... better just to describe what you like.

books: naive. super, the odyssey, siddartha, shakespeare, bill simmons, a portrait of the artist as a young man, to kill a mockingbird, t.s. eliot, hunter s. thompson, the beats, beowulf, bukowski, fitzgerald, don delillo, thomas pynchon, barthelme, graphic design periodicals, architectural monographs, look listen vibrate smile, anything on the magazine rack at Kinokuniya bookstore.

movies: everything ever shown on USA Up All Night in the 80s; peckinpah; miyazaki; shawshank redemption; animalympics; style wars; downtown 81; buffalo '66; baseketball; badlands; city of god; dancer in the dark; cremaster 2; evil dead 2; superman 2; pavilion (most recently... it's excellent)

tv: the science channel, HBO original series, soccer, SNL, workaholics, superjail!, essential pépin

Captured Tracks, Slumberland, Factory, Warp, MoWax, Skam/MASK, Pye Corner Audio, Lukid, Lunice, the xx, Pet Shop Boys, Magnetic Fields/Future Bible Heroes/Gothic Archies/The 6ths, 4Hero, Cleaners From Venus, flexi/minimal synth, cold/dark/minimal wave, Phil Spector, William Basinski, The Smiths, Thrill Jockey, jim o'rourke, momus, Orange Juice/ Edwyn Collins, Aluminum Group, Tortoise, Toro Y Moi, Darla Records, Teen Beat, Unrest, Air Miami, SST, David Byrne, Richard Hawley, Paul Weller, Dave Wakeling, Bryan Ferry, Peter Gabriel, Hall and Oates, Elephant 6, Vanity 6, Prince, Nile Rodgers, Man Parrish, Paul Hardcastle, Rammelzee, The The, late 90's/early 00's drum and bass, early/mid 90's hip hop, late 80's/early 90's hardcore, 80s radio pop, 80s KROQ, 80s MTV, PostModern MTV, 120 Minutes, Request Video, Video One, Milton Nascimento circa Clube De Esquina, The Beach Boys, The Radio Dept., Studio, Human Ear, freestyle, uk/future garage, Ariel Pink, Sisters of Mercy, Silk Flowers, Gray, Arthur Russell, Jan Hammer, Giorgio Moroder, John Carpenter, Andy Stott, WOO, MF DOOM, Silver Apples, Suicide, Animal Collective, Deerhunter, Atlas Sound and all side projects, B-52's, Bibio, Burial, Buzzcocks, Dinosaur Jr., Hüsker Du, Dibidim, PiL, XTC, Young Marble Giants, Depeche Mode, Second Layer, The Sound, Roger Roger, Zoot Woman, Neu!, Can, Cut Copy, SBTRKT, Vince Guaraldi, sean o'hagan/high llamas, Donald Fagen, The Ocean Blue, west coast jazz, Test House, Luke Vibert, The Sea and Cake, Stereolab, Boards of Canada, Human League, Heaven 17, OMD, WHAM!, Cocteau Twins, Thompson Twins, Howard Jones, Lush, Other Music, Mod Lang, Aquarius Records, Open Mind Music, SURVIVE, Kindness, Washed Out, Lone, Wings, NOT THE BEATLES, Cornelius, Takako Minekawa, Indian Rope,Tomoki Kanda, Yukihiro Takahashi, YMO, ELO, Sandii, Kahimi Karie, 4AD, creation, part time punks, popscene, death disco, etc...

food: i can cook. i've worked in world famous restaurants and at trader joe's. i'm an oenophile and an omnivore. I eat like a homesteader and drink like a diplomat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how it's made

capers: the activity, not the fruit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
devising methods for making my Friday nights more atypical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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this is really not the forum.

never mind. my IQ is 140.
You should message me if
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you know what's up. you're on the level. you're next level. you're on a whole other level.

you understand that modernism is a philosophy, not a decorative style.

you are a modernist.

you know who the fuck Hella Jongerius is.

you know who the fuck Arsenal is.