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realgone2

33 M Augusta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
insert smart ass answer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass and guitar. Having fun. Making jokes. Trying to win the lotto. Setting up this new house I got.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why I'm constantly wearing sunglasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
music: FEAR, Mr Bungle, Black Flag, Faith No More, Primus, Zappa, Dead Kennedys, GWAR, The Minutemen, Oingo Boingo, The Residents, Public Enemy, Tomahawk, Mojack, Hor, Gone, Slayer, King Crimson, ODB, The Mentors, Fantomas, Snakefinger, Living Colour, Rollins Band, King Mbutu, Greg Ginn, Suicidal Tendencies, Randy Newman, Pre ....And Justice for All Metallica, Stanley Clarke, The Reddings, The Gap Band, Cameo, Level 42, Helmet, Capt Beefheart, Green Jello, Digital Underground, B'Last, Screw Radio, SoundGarden, Lickity, Circle Jerks, Bad Brains, The Meatmen, Devo, Sausage, Van Halen, Fatso Jetson, The Plasmatics

books: The final days of WWII, The Nasty Bits, Sin City, DOGS OF WAR, Doom Trilogy, I Am Legend, The Brigade, pen men, The Gashouse Gang by John Heidenry, The Great Shark Hunt, Kingdom of Fear, Temporary Insanity, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, H. P. Lovecraft, Fantomas Series, The Great Escape, Behind Japanese Lines, Hitler's Willing Executioners, Kitchen Confidential, The Closers, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, The Wooden Horse, Wild Cards, dystopian Fiction, Masters of Doom, The Punisher, The 900 Day Siege of Leningrad, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Judge Dread, 2000 AD, Frank Miller, King Rat, Dante's Inferno, Calvin & Hobbes, Hustler, Swank

authors: Richard Matheson, Ray Bradberry, Robert Bloch, Phillip K Dick, Roger Zelazny, Lovecraft, Dr. Thompson

movies: .Citizen Kane, Fright Night, The Usual Suspects, Machete, Inlgorious Basterds, The World at War, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, Cloverfield, National Lampoon's Animal House, The Blues Brothers, Baby Snakes, 200 Motels, Decline Of Western Civilization, The Great Escape, Fail-Safe, Spaghetti Westerns, The People Under the Stairs, Rear Window, Night of the Comet, Night of the Creeps, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Ghostbusters, Snatch, UHF, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dirty Work, Caddyshack, Get Crazy, Dr. Strangelove, Demolition Man, Repo Man, Friday the 13th part 6, Leaving Las Vegas, BASEketball, Big Lebowski, Re-Animator, Slap Shot, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Shakes the Clown, The Longest Day, Stalag 17, The Stuff, Return of the Living Dead, Bridge over the river kwai, North By Northwest, CB4, Where the Buffalo Roam, Neighbors, The Warriors, CHUD

TV: Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Married with Children Survivorman featuring Les Stroud. Liquid Television Old Wrestling South Park TRANSFORMERS The Three Stooges. Seinfeld Sliders The Simpsons Night Stand Night Gallery. Hammer House of Horror The Outer Limits MST3K Tales from the Darkside Monsters.Titus SCTV Mr Show Old Cartoons Bizarre Foods.Curb Your Enthusiasm. GI Joe, No Reservations

food: Indian, Japanese, Vietnamese, BBQ, Korean, Columbian,

REAL Mexican, Middle Eastern, I like to cook

Baseball!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Baseball
Cheerwine
Days Off
Vodka
Good Music
Mutually Assured Destruction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Winning the Lottery and then purchasing seasonal residences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to the few good places to eat here. Trying to go to the beach. Going to bars sometimes. Playing music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
never!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
......you are able to tell me what RBI and OPS mean and you don't value a record collection like its your first born. You're not overly sensitive and think you are some intellectual superior who would never lower themselves to actually enjoy a joke or a good time. also if you hate zombies, DJs, hipsters, football, and most trends