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realgoodcoffee

53 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess this is where I say I enjoy long walks on the beach, getting dressed up for a night on the town and curling up on the couch to watch a movie -- usually all on the same night. My job as a whaling ship captain keeps me hopping, mostly because I have a peg leg, although that may change when I go into the federal witness protection program next month.

Sorry. Let's start again. I'm not very good at talking about myself. I'd much rather talk about something important, like why Chinese take-out in New York is so much better than in LA. Or why the drive up to Big Sur never stops being amazing. Or what Paul Krugman said in the NY Times this morning. Or why Preston Sturges's "Sullivan's Travels" is more wonderful every time I watch it. Or how I'd love it if you taught me how to rock climb. Or how you definitely should come up with me for my next flying lesson. Or why dogs are the most perfect creatures on Earth.

I believe all the best stuff in life is the stuff we build ourselves, especially when you build it with the help of wonderful people. Life's way too short for too much seriousness.

I'm at the gym pretty much every day, so I guess I'd hope fitness is something you'd take seriously too.

By the way, the pup in the photos is Madeline, although she prefers to be called Maddie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started out doing comedy in NYC and then wrote/produced TV comedy here in LA and even wrote/directed some indie film. Along the way, I became kind of an artist working in furniture and furnishing installations. (This is why on our second date, I'll probably bring you a dining room table instead of flowers.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm real good at making you laugh and fixing your toilet. (In past relationships, I've been called "superhero" on a regular basis.) Also, I'm famously kid friendly and family pleasing, although I'll admit I'm not so good with new dramas or old baggage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Preston Sturges, Woody Allen, sushi, Bruce Springsteen, JS Bach, Texas BBQ, The Daily Show, Empire Szechaun in the West Village, Keith Jarret and Curb Your Enthusiasm. (In that exact order.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pup.
My good friends and my good family.
The NY Times in the morning.
My wood shop.
The gym.
My car. (I'm sorry, but I really love my car.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life. (Seriously, I do.) I have unending affection for the beautiful achievements of human beings and unending grumpiness about how we go about screwing them all up. Also, if you don't think the Tea Party is a gang of morons, we probably shouldn't meet.
You should message me if
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You're smiling.