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reallydavecmon

26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You ladies are all lovely but please stop asking me to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. I've done it enough and I've donated something like $1,700 for all the challenges I couldn't complete in time. We get it, I look great in a wet t-shirt
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write the news for a site you may meow
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dating; abstract and creative problem-solving; English & grammar; making friends; navigating through seas of slow-moving pedestrians, especially in high-pressure subway situations; alleviating tension in a room; hugs; knowing when to leave a party; sports knowledge; massages, pop culture references; french kissing; improvising; knowing when to (not) speak
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a TV/movie/food buff. I'm also generally buff

Movies: The Fall, Shawshank, Synecdoche, Django, The Fountain, anything Batman

Music: Kanye, Toro Y Moi, Frank Ocean, Wale, Kendrick Lamar, Janelle Monae, Biggie, Grimes

TV: Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Orange = New Black, Colbert Report, Chopped, Silicon Valley, NBA, RIP Breaking Bad

Books: Ender's Game, 1984, Brave New World, the Steve Jobs bio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, bacon, showers, rock n roll, you, your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
See above
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking unnecessarily long strides Travolta-style

Introducing Idina Menzel as Adele Dazeem, also Travolta-style
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You scrolled here initially and didn't read anything prior to this
OR
You read everything and got here
OR
You skimmed and got here
AND/OR
You like good food, good company, and sarcastic Jewish guys with lots of money and huge balls