Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I know that's not how you spell omelette, but that's all that
would fit in.
Pretty good stand up, every day hero kind of guy right here. I
spend about 90% of my time wondering what my dog is doing and then
imagining cute little outfits I can dress him in. One of those
statements is a lie.
I try to act with class and respect and decency with all things I
do in life but mostlyyyyy just fail miserably -- most days I am a
grumpy, overly judgmental old man but somehow still cool shit and
also a kitten face softy so I dunno, make of this what you will. I
just try to be on your side when it comes to girls. Support team
style. Why we gotta complicate the simple things?
Anyways, if you've got most of your teeth still in your mouth and
have had minimal plastic surgery and have a minimal third grade
reading comprehension level and have a minimal of time served in
jail of under ten years AND if you still read the NY Times on a
Sunday and if you're working on your PHD or something smartie pants
and if you can talk about those things in a way that makes me want
to smile, then I'd love to speak with you, move some mountains,
cleave some oceans, do the head over heels in love thing,
absolutely. Or maybe just eat some really good cheese cake or
french toast while arguing about which Indiana Jones movie is best
(Temple of Doom). That works.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Out here just living, man. You know? Just doing it. With force.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Prince references.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, then my smile, then my scintillating derriere ... then
the fact that I look and dress just like Prince and Vidal Sassoon
-- just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It would probably help a but if you can name a favourite Ramones
and Stevie Wonder song but I'm a firm believer that opposites
attract and that all that stuff, like taste in movies and music and
cultural ephemera, is really just a small part of who any human
really is. Are you kind? Are you genuine? Do you keep to your word?
Do you smile at strangers? I'm not sure if saying that you like
Arcade Fire or world music or West Coast Rap really answers any of
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purple rain, purple rain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Qusars and quantum theory and kittens and Prince and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kinda love Prince.
I also listen to more Hall & Oates then I probably
And I have this kinda disgusting addiction to buying really crazy
looking Nike basketball sneakers.
I fucking hate cosplay.
You should message me if
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You know Prince.
Also if you're a charmer with a brain and booty and if you think
you can beat me at chess or words with friends, cause you probably
won't. Sucker. Or if you are Shakira. And can make me roti. Now. I
want roti now.
Also, For reasons I can't hope to explain, I seem to have a thing
for girls with black/dark hair. Sorry ladies, but you know, we all
have our attractions, our hang ups, things we like and dislike.
Ideally, you are Joan Jett or Mariqueen Maandig.
Call me crazy, but I kinda like the crazy ones too.
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