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34 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently)
My self-summary
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**I know that's not how you spell omelette, but that's all that would fit in.

Pretty good stand up, every day hero kind of guy right here. I spend about 90% of my time wondering what my dog is doing and then imagining cute little outfits I can dress him in. One of those statements is a lie.

I try to act with class and respect and decency with all things I do in life but mostlyyyyy just fail miserably -- most days I am a grumpy, overly judgmental old man but somehow still cool shit and also a kitten face softy so I dunno, make of this what you will. I just try to be on your side when it comes to girls. Support team style. Why we gotta complicate the simple things?

Anyways, if you've got most of your teeth still in your mouth and have had minimal plastic surgery and have a minimal third grade reading comprehension level and have a minimal of time served in jail of under ten years AND if you still read the NY Times on a Sunday and if you're working on your PHD or something smartie pants and if you can talk about those things in a way that makes me want to smile, then I'd love to speak with you, move some mountains, cleave some oceans, do the head over heels in love thing, absolutely. Or maybe just eat some really good cheese cake or french toast while arguing about which Indiana Jones movie is best (Temple of Doom). That works.
What I’m doing with my life
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Out here just living, man. You know? Just doing it. With force.
I’m really good at
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Making Prince references.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, then my smile, then my scintillating derriere ... then the fact that I look and dress just like Prince and Vidal Sassoon -- just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It would probably help a but if you can name a favourite Ramones and Stevie Wonder song but I'm a firm believer that opposites attract and that all that stuff, like taste in movies and music and cultural ephemera, is really just a small part of who any human really is. Are you kind? Are you genuine? Do you keep to your word? Do you smile at strangers? I'm not sure if saying that you like Arcade Fire or world music or West Coast Rap really answers any of these questions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purple rain, purple rain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Qusars and quantum theory and kittens and Prince and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kinda love Prince.

I also listen to more Hall & Oates then I probably should.

And I have this kinda disgusting addiction to buying really crazy looking Nike basketball sneakers.

I fucking hate cosplay.
You should message me if
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You know Prince.

Also if you're a charmer with a brain and booty and if you think you can beat me at chess or words with friends, cause you probably won't. Sucker. Or if you are Shakira. And can make me roti. Now. I want roti now.

Also, For reasons I can't hope to explain, I seem to have a thing for girls with black/dark hair. Sorry ladies, but you know, we all have our attractions, our hang ups, things we like and dislike. Ideally, you are Joan Jett or Mariqueen Maandig.

Call me crazy, but I kinda like the crazy ones too.