Pretty good stand up, every day hero kind of guy right here. I spend about 90% of my time wondering what my dog is doing and then imagining cute little outfits I can dress him in. One of those statements is a lie.
I try to act with class and respect and decency with all things I do in life but mostlyyyyy just fail miserably -- most days I am a grumpy, overly judgmental old man but somehow still cool shit and also a kitten face softy so I dunno, make of this what you will. I just try to be on your side when it comes to girls. Support team style. Why we gotta complicate the simple things?
Anyways, if you've got most of your teeth still in your mouth and have had minimal plastic surgery and have a minimal third grade reading comprehension level and have a minimal of time served in jail of under ten years AND if you still read the NY Times on a Sunday and if you're working on your PHD or something smartie pants and if you can talk about those things in a way that makes me want to smile, than I'd love to speak with you, move some mountains, cleave some oceans, do the head over heels in love thing, absolutely. Or maybe just eat some really good cheese cake or french toast while arguing about which Indiana Jones movie is best (Temple of Doom). That works.