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33 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:00pm
Black, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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**I know that's not how you spell omelette, but that's all that would fit in!

Pretty good stand up, every day hero kind of guy right here. I can make a really good three eggs omelette or a delicious lasagna (the secret is coffee in the sauce - trust me, it totally works) and I know how to do stuff like weather seal windows and change flat tires. I really like Clint Eastwood westerns, Hershey kisses, basketball sneakers and The Globe & Mail (One Love to my man Jeffrey Simpson). My main concern with interior decorating is "Do I have enough book shelves?" I once saved a puppy from a bear (well, it was a bear cub, but it's cuteness was just as ferocious as them mamma bears) and if you need a website built or if your computer is having some troubles, than I am totally your guy.

I try to act with class and respect and decency with all things I do in life and while totally failing sometimes (I admit it -- I run the risk of becoming a grumpy, overly judgmental old man on my bad days), over all, I've got your back with kindness, comfort and a gentle soul. Make note -- I try to keep in mind that no matter who you are, lovely lady, I'm on your side.

Anyways, if you're a cutie with a nice smile AND if you still read the NY Times on a Sunday and if you're working on your PHD or something smartie pants, OR if you are Shakira, than I'd love to speak with you, move some mountains, cleave some oceans, do the head over heels in love thing, absolutely. Or maybe just eat some really good cheese cake or french toast.
What I’m doing with my life
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Listening to Prince pretty much all the time.

Also -- out here just living, man. You know? Just doing it.
I’m really good at
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Making Prince references.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, than my smile, than my scintillating derriere ... then the fact that I look and dress just like Prince -- just kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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It would probably help a but if you can name a favourite Ramones and Stevie Wonder song but I'm a firm believer that opposites attract and that all that stuff, like taste in movies and music and cultural ephemera, is really just a small part of who any human really is. Are you kind? Are you genuine? Do you keep to your word? Do you smile at strangers? I'm not sure if saying that you like Arcade Fire or world music or West Coast Rap really answers any of these questions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purple rain, purple rain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Qusars and quantum theory and kittens and Prince and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kinda love Prince.
You should message me if
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You know Prince.

Also if you're a charmer with a brain and booty and if you think you can beat me at chess or words with friends, cause you probably won't. Sucker.