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realpj

42 M Reading, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a laid-back, open-minded, adventurous, honest guy... I'm a professional musician (blues/punk/rock)... and a performance poet...I'm passionate, sensual and tactile - love kissing! I adore cute fat girls! I used to be a chef and I still love to cook for my girl... I'm a kink-positive guy! ... think silk scarf - not chains... I'm naturally assertive/dom... But not in a cheesy nor creepy way.. I look white although I'm 3rd generation mixed race (so 1/8th black)...

I sold my narrowboat, and went and lived in Spain for a while, taught English out there, just like when I lived in Mexico, but y'know - closer and with different music... Hablo Espagnol y soy Professor d'Ingles (TEFL). Now I'm back in Blighty I've revived my music teaching business and handyman work...

I hate winter, so I do get the urge to go somewhere warm to escape every 5 years or so...

I am an unconventional bloke.

I am tall, lean, and a musician
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
self employed musician / teacher, handyman, gardener and sub-editor...
creating art, mainly songs & poems atm...
reviewing movies, music and games...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I sing, write songs, perform, play guitar...
I speak Spanish....
Fixing things...
And yeah, those have definitely turned out to be "transferable skills" ;P

I have a lot of odd adventures - some big some small...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall 6'2"
I'm loud (not AS loud as I used to be, but still)
I like to dance
People think I'm this super macho dude - ahahaha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC:
SO MUCH! Blues, Punk and Rock particularly... http://www.preacherjohn.co.uk ..to hear my stuff :) I've been writing and recording and performing my own stuff solo and in bands for *cough* years... I'm into Pixies, Foo Fighters, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, James Brown, Nina Simone, Joni Mitchell, Massive Attack, Morcheeba, Bob Marley, BB King, Nirvana, Beethoven, Gogol Bordello, S.O.A.D, R.A.T.M, Q.O.T.S.A., vintage Black Sabbath, Tom Waits, Muse, Talvin Singh, A.R.Rahman, Oasis, Blur, Radiohead, MoTown & Atlantic Soul Classics, Blackalicious, Jurrassic 5, The Clash, The Jam, Madness, Ida Maria, Florence and the Machine and lots, lots more...

MOVIES:
Silly horror e.g. Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Braindead...
Gangster- Bugsy, Oceans11, Road to Perdition, Godfather I and II...
The new Bond & Dark Knight..
Comedy e.g. Anchorman... Coen Bros movies...
Grizzly Man.. Man on a Wire.. Hellboy!... yeah I liked Avatar! :P Defiance... many more! I write and film movie reviews for an up and coming website...

TV:
Threw it away years ago.... and then they went and put TV online... Doctor Who, Torchwood, Family Guy, South Park and just lately Foamy the Squirrel, Gavin & Stacey, Dexter, True Blood...

BOOKS:
Compulsive reader... Books are my kryptonite! :D
The Illuminatus! Trilogy - Robert Anton Wilson,
Biting The Sun (collects Don't Bite the Sun & Drinking Sapphire Wine) - Tanith Lee,
Animal Farm, 1984, Homage to Catalonia - Orwell,
Brave New World - Huxley,
The Hobbit, LoTR, Smith of Wootton Major - Tolkien,
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman,
Earthsea and most anything else by Ursula K. Le Guin,
The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins,
Tricks of the Mind - Derren Brown,
The Tau of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff
T'au te Ching - L'ao Tzu
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
The Men Who Stare at Goats - Jon Ronson
The Mummy Congress - Heather Pringle
Tropic of Capricorn - Henry Miller
Aztec - Gary Jennings
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy - Greg Palast
Cryptonomicon - by Neal Stephenson

COMICS / GRAPHIC NOVELS:
Hellboy - Mike Mignola
Sin City - Mark Millar
The Invisbles - Grant Morrison
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Watchmen - Alan Moore
Finder - Carla Speed McNeil
Slaine - Pat Mills
Sandman - Neil Gaimain
Lucifer - Mike Carey
100 Bullets - Brian Azzarello
The Walking Dead - Robert Kirkman

WEBCOMICS:
Girl Genius
Menage a 3
Templar, Arizona
A Distant Soil
Nukees
Sinfest
Schlock Mercenary
Finder
Oglaf

FOOD:
I like! I'm a great cook! :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As in not survival essentials?
So outside of Fodder, Flax, Fire and Frig?
(From the Norse - food, clothing/shelter, fire & someone to love.)

Dreams
A guitar
A radio
An mp3 player
A stereo
A decent pair of walking boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to conquer the universe, Pinky! ;P

Also, finding the ruins of Atlantis!
... it's most likely in the Bahamas or the Azores... Sweet!

Generally having adventures!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this "typical"?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Tauist/Zen/Discordian Atheist... which contains at least one contradiction... something no spirituality should be without IMO...

I've been told that I have a "firm hand" and that apparently is a good thing! ;P

Not really private - I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Very much so! Bootylicious = awesome!

I have a strong "animal(istic)" side* to me... >;)
And no, that doesn't mean I smell bad! I'm big on the whole showering and fresh breath and stuff!
(* If you're counting - that's three "sides" already. I know.. weirdo!)

I'm a bit of a feeder... but I don't take it too seriously....
Someone asked me to explain, but it got waaaaaay too long, so I edited it down to:
Some girls (rare) actually want to gain and that's great! but most don't and I'm fine with that too, to be honest... Shared fantasies can be fun & hot! without taking over your life...
I don't date slim/thin girls anymore (despite their hitting on me) 'cos then I really do want to fatten them up! :p
So I try to date girls who are already big and beautiful! :) I like the indulgence & sensuality of feeding and I love the way it defies societal controls!
No, I am NOT looking to render anyone immobile or such like urban myth / docspolitumentary / horror movie idea of the "feeder/feedee" thing... I was thrown out of the League of Sinister Feeders for offering my gf fruit as part of breakfast!
(jk, there is no LSF ... at least I don't think so)

For me it's a very enjoyable kink, one of a few I'm into... Hmmm... that more or less covers it...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a cute, pretty, curvy, fat chick - and you're happy that way... :)
No dieters please!

You don't have to be a rocket scientist but I like to spend time with a girl who can hold a conversation... Are you cheeky? geeky? Also good!

If you're a feedee that's great! :D

If you're passionate about music that's a big plus!...

I love girls with long, tumbling, dark or red/auburn hair... Or a cute bob / bangs ;)

I have a thing for girls with glasses too...

Kinky is good too! :)

If you're polyamorous and/or bi that's cool, and possibly a plus.
If you're monogamous, that's cool too.

If any of my strangeness rings a bell in you.

Imagine we met in a pub. We'd be able to see one another's faces, and bodies - dressed, of course. Please to have photo equivalent. Ta! No, half your face behind a mask, or a giant close up of one eye doesn't count. ;p