Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10 years in New York makes me a New Yorker, right? I work (a lot).
I bake. I've been told I'm adorable. Extroverted introvert. Well
spoken. I'm smart as shit, but I can flake out with the best of
Reality shows are the bane of my existence, except for House
Hunters International, which is amazing.
I'd like to make a list of all of the weirdo/creeper shit I've seen
on here but that's probably too negative (I'm looking at you,
I've got a fierce sense of humor and I say weird and/or slightly
inappropriate things. A lot. Example:
I like sarcasm, but I'm also incredibly gullible and likely to miss
the joke all together and then feel like an idiot. I curse like a
sailor/trucker/teenager. I have an excellent sense of direction and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Buying unnecessary shit on Etsy. Watching boxing. Eating my CSA
veggies. Making passes at men in glasses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing rap songs to made up operatic melodies. Baking. Making
people laugh until they pee themselves.
Killing the competition in a good game of UNO - watch yo' back,
Making guacamole. Seriously. My guac skills are impressive.
Actually all of my cooking skills are impressive, and my baking
skills are otherworldly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. People seem to think I don't know that about myself?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: In elementary school, I had a tiger sweatshirt that I
believed was the inspiration for "Eye of the Tiger". I've got
pretty eclectic taste and I like almost everything except for metal
and modern country. I'll admit an adolescent fondness for pop, but
I was raised on folk music. Be forewarned. 80s new wave is awesome,
but so is the new Marina and the Diamonds album.
Food: YES. I'm pretty open, although I'm chicken-adverse. I'm a
vegetarian, except for burgers, short rib, pork belly and bacon.
But other than that, I'm all over the vegetarianism.
Movies: I'll see anything at Nighthawk Cinema. Who doesn't like to
drink while they watch movies?
Podcasts: Wait Wait, Professor Blastoff, This American Life
(sometimes - it can get a little precious), The Moth, Pop Culture
Happy Hour, etc. I can't stand A Prairie Home Companion.
Books: Not as many as I'd like. I am actively judging you if you
say you like 50 Shades of whatever. Recently I've started reading
crappy mystery novels and they please me. Ayn Rand is awful and I
don't understand the appeal.
TV: Netflix is my homeboy. Broadchurch was amazing (season 2!!!!)
Sex and the City is an abomination, and the real housewives and the
Kardashians deserve a special place in hell. I don't understand the
popularity of Game of Thrones. I miss Breaking Bad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends & family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dill. Delicious. Also, why do so many dogs look like Ewoks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working out, then having dinner with friends and watching a
mindless movie. Or out and about. Anything, really. There's no
typical. Except not at clubs. That shit is horrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't ski and I hate running. Twofer. And I agonize over comma
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are the trifecta - you can fix my internet, my computer and my
If you can find me a scotch egg.
If you want to go to New York's best and newest attraction: a cat
cafe in Chinatown.
You can handle hanging out with a smart idiot. And you, maybe, are
a smart idiot too.
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