Reality shows are the bane of my existence, except for House Hunters International, which is amazing.
I'd like to make a list of all of the weirdo/creeper shit I've seen on here but that's probably too negative (I'm looking at you, maid-seeker). Oh, keep your shirt on. Seriously. Keep it on.
I've got a fierce sense of humor and I say weird and/or slightly inappropriate things. A lot. Example: http://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
I like sarcasm, but I'm also incredibly gullible and likely to miss the joke all together and then feel like an idiot. I curse like a sailor/trucker/teenager. I have an excellent sense of direction and terrible balance.