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40 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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10 years in New York makes me a New Yorker, right? I work (a lot). I bake. I've been told I'm adorable. Extroverted introvert. Well spoken. I'm smart as shit, but I can flake out with the best of 'em.

Reality shows are the bane of my existence, except for House Hunters International, which is amazing.

I'd like to make a list of all of the weirdo/creeper shit I've seen on here but that's probably too negative (I'm looking at you, maid-seeker).

I've got a fierce sense of humor and I say weird and/or slightly inappropriate things. A lot. Example:

I like sarcasm, but I'm also incredibly gullible and likely to miss the joke all together and then feel like an idiot. I curse like a sailor/trucker/teenager. I have an excellent sense of direction and terrible balance.
What I’m doing with my life
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Buying unnecessary shit on Etsy. Watching boxing. Eating my CSA veggies. Making passes at men in glasses.
I’m really good at
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Singing rap songs to made up operatic melodies. Baking. Making people laugh until they pee themselves.

Killing the competition in a good game of UNO - watch yo' back, sucker!

Making guacamole. Seriously. My guac skills are impressive. Actually all of my cooking skills are impressive, and my baking skills are otherworldly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. People seem to think I don't know that about myself?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: In elementary school, I had a tiger sweatshirt that I believed was the inspiration for "Eye of the Tiger". I've got pretty eclectic taste and I like almost everything except for metal and modern country. I'll admit an adolescent fondness for pop, but I was raised on folk music. Be forewarned. I own all of the James Taylor (and I just saw him at MSG and I sang along to everything. I'm that person.). 80s new wave is my jam (and I know which version of Take on Me was the one that took off).

Food: YES. I'm pretty open, although I'm chicken-adverse. I'm a vegetarian, except for burgers, short rib, pork belly and bacon. But other than that, I'm all over the vegetarianism.

Movies: I'll see anything at Nighthawk Cinema. Who doesn't like to drink while they watch movies?

Podcasts: Wait Wait, Professor Blastoff, This American Life (sometimes - it can get a little precious), The Moth, Pop Culture Happy Hour, etc. I can't stand A Prairie Home Companion.

Books: I am sort of a literature snob and I try to read the Booker prize short list every year (although we can add this to the list of things I didn't do last year). I am actively judging you if you say you like 50 Shades of whatever. Recently I've started reading crappy mystery novels and they please me. Ayn Rand is awful and I don't understand the appeal.

TV: Netflix is my homeboy. Broadchurch was amazing. Sex and the City is an abomination, and the real housewives and the Kardashians deserve a special place in hell. I don't understand the popularity of Game of Thrones. I miss Breaking Bad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends & family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dill. Delicious. Also, why do so many dogs look like Ewoks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working out, then having dinner with friends and watching a mindless movie. Or out and about. Anything, really. There's no typical. Except not at clubs. That shit is horrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't ski and I hate running. Twofer. And I agonize over comma placement.
You should message me if
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You are the trifecta - you can fix my internet, my computer and my fixer-upper.

If you can find me a scotch egg.

If you want to go to New York's best and newest attraction: a cat cafe in Chinatown.

You can handle hanging out with a smart idiot. And you, maybe, are a smart idiot too.

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