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24 Southaven, MS Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:12pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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Where does a person begin when describing themselves? I would start by saying i'm all around brilliant, but my opinion is a little bias. I am young, but I don't let chronological order dictate where a person should be in their life. I'm not sure what I want from this site, but whatever I do end up getting out of it I hope it's genuine. Foremost I want friendship. Friendship is fundamental in any relationship, regardless of it's title. Humor is also important and sarcasm is mandatory. I am torn between wanting polyamory and monogamy. It really depends on the relationship.
What do I like in a partner? In men I like tall and I like beards. Being funny and being able to joke around is a must. I want someone reliable who is laid back and is as interested in staying in as they are going out. When it comes to women, I like low maintenance and who understands my needs as much as I do theirs. There is nothing worse than a high maintenance women who needs to be the center of attention. I prefer older women with dark hair, thin or thick body type and a nice behind. That's all I can think of for now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a degree in medical assisting and a ba in psychology... but i'm spending most of my time just trying to survive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. Car karaoke. English. Art. Singing. Dancing. Driving. Being crafty. Being easily distracted. Gin rummy. Eating eclairs and bon bons. Cooking, but I'm the best at baking. Being super grumpy. I could win awards for having the most awesomely refreshing and unwinding lazy days. I also make a really good little spoon.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big bouncy... curly red hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here is the abridged list:

Books: Orwell, Palahniuk, Bradbury, CS Lewis, Augusten Burroughs, Stephen King, Tolkin, Plato and Aristotle, Charles Bukowski.

Movies: I love horror and gore.
Brick, Adaptation, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, Superbad, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused, both Bill and Ted's, The Princess Bride, Dumbo, Animal House, Little Miss Sunshine, The Jerk, Reservoir Dogs, A Mighty Wind, Guys and Dolls, Austin Powers, A Bear Named Winnie, Tropic Thunder, Airheads, 21 Grans, The Constant Gardener, Pie, Requiem For a Dream, Natural Born Killers, The Blues Brothers, Idiocracy From Dusk Till Dawn, Annie Hall, The Master, World War Z, all the Hannibal films, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Ninth Gate, Citadel, Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, Memento, Zoolander, The Breakfast Club, Say Anything, The Clerks 1 and 2, Chasing Amy, Clueless, Farris Bullers Day Off, Cry Baby, Carrie, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, The Graduate, and anything Wes Anderson any thing classic (b/w)

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Community, South Park, House, My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, The Simpsons, Freaks and Geeks, The Office, Futurama, Modern Family, Dexter, American Horror Story, The Tudors, Top Gear, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Lillyhammer, Whose Line is it anyway?, Three's Company, Firefly, Lie To Me, Malcolm in the Middle, Discovery Channel, BBC, TLC, Food Network, Travel Channel

Music: Miike Snow, The Shins, Madeon, Interpol, Dr. Dog, Muse, Chromeo, Blondie, The Mars Volta, Ben Folds, The Greatful Dead, Calvin Harris, The Black Keys, The Decemberists, Little Dragon, Eric Clapton, The Killers, RATATAT, Andrew Bird, Spoon, Cake, The Eeels, David Bowie, Beck, Gorillaz, Modest Mouse, Beats Antique, The Beatles (all classic rock) rockabilly, swing, electro, old punk, classic country, indie.... this could go on for a while...

I can jam to all sorts of music but I have to admit country and rap put a bad taste in my mouth.

Food: sweets and beats, coffee, honey butter, bacon, spinach dip, those chinese fried sesame dessert balls, green tea, ice cream, english breakfast tea, baja blast mt. dew, dehydrated fruits and veggies, anything from my juicer, honey buns, french fries, green tea mochi, almond milk, hummus, pho, filet mignon, nutella. Mexican, tapas, Vietnamese, Indian, Middle Eastern, Japanese, Ethiopian, Thai, Korean
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs, good music, lots of pillows, yoga pants, coconut oil and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If i'm ever going to grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's not easy being green.
You should message me if
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Message me if you know how to use English properly. Do not message me saying, "wat u up2 sexi?" Or "your so pretty do u like me two". I will either correct you and make fun of you or just ignore you all together. I cant $tAnd pP! hu /yke di$, eye h8 It!