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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 8:07am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Patton Oswalt watches me do stuff on the internet. No, really, look:

I have an IMDB page, it is not of my doing. I cannot describe how weird that is.

I flew to NYC to see my favorite band play their second show in eighteen years, and it was amazing.

I know Li'l Bub's dude. Seriously. I haven't met her yet, tho.

I've learned from experience (and asking friends) that I'm the type of person it takes a little while to get to know and appreciate. So, if you're looking for that immediate attraction, in the first minute of the first date, you might not get it from me. I ask patience, but I offer patience in return.

I'm manifesting an interest in pre-war country blues, but I luckily can't get anywhere near affording the original 78s.

It all comes down to this: "Get friends, keep friends, be a friend, always." If you do that, you're cool in my book.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out if my acquiring a Radio Raheem-size boombox will make summer magically appear. I'm strongly inclined to trying it, I have the Public Enemy tapes.

Living on whiskey and sesame oil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
missing shows due to work. Dammit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is the best.

Are the guitars loud and swoony? I'm in.
Are the words clever and heartfelt? Yes, please.
Does H. Jon Benjamin do the main character's voice? Perfect!
Is the movie made with passion, no matter how silly (or not) it may have turned out? Beautiful.

There's great music everywhere. I love finding it. It's new, or it's old, or it's ahead of its time, maybe. There's this label called Run For Cover, out of Boston, that apparently has been putting out records made just for me, but without my knowledge. I'm rectifying that.

I'm a sucker for dumb college movies. I don't know why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
somewhere good, or wishing I was somewhere better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am six feet tall, and maintain a very consistent Panda bear shape.
You should message me if
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Do you get the same jokes as me?
Do you get the jokes the same as me?

Truthfully, I'm on this site to try to find people to date. If you don't want to date me, that's fine, but it's not what I'm looking for.