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recterbert

34 M Tulsa, OK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi..

I moved here a few years ago from LA. Still getting used to seasons.

I'm a television production dood. I like making and recording content and programing computers to do stuff fer me. This all helps support my fierce arrugala addiction. God dam! Arugula goes with everything!

I like thinking about math. I like eating things that grow from dirt. And I like to play music with people.

I like to do anything outside. Yes, anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing with computers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video editing. Software development. Music. Colored pattern recognition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beautiful eyes. No jk. I have no idea wut people notice first. And of corse dont care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What is book?
I am dyslexic so its a bit tedious reading novels.

My favorite movie is gummo.

Food:
I try not to perpetuate the obesity epidemic within my own body flesh.

I eat so much arugala that sometimes i think i'm the first of a whole new evolutionary branch of humanoids that eat nothing else. We're also crazy smart and end up enslaving all the other human species.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, nutriants, water, gravity, the 3rd dimention, our inter planetary and lunar balance, atmospheric pressure, and of corse the most beautiful and only thing i would ever worship...
The sub, i mean the fuking........ SUN!.

And i must add, it duzn't get enough credit these days. ...all with these stupid religions that plague our worlds.

Thats 8, technically, but gravity could be mixt with our solar system balance. ...and the sun,i guess, yes. So i'm gonna throw in coffee as well to make 7. Thats right, 7!

...and no one will read any of this. ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science, computers, sex, and colors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Irresponsibly mixing swimming pools and cocktails.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a very private person, but i like it when girls call me A1 duke of new york.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
To talk about Jesus.
Juuuuuuuuust kiddding!