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rectumhulen

29 M Oslo, Norway

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently), Danish, Swedish

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My self-summary
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Ok, I haven't been here in a year or so....

I am now 21, and after doing nothin for a year I now have a job. Assembling Awnings, and yes, it is indeed as boring as it sounds. But hey, at least the pay sucks and the boss is an ass.

I'm even more into movies, and read alot more again, including some older stuff.

I am anonymous, but, and amusing
What I’m doing with my life
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still going to school... After that, propably the army. It's mandatory in Norway, and since I failed to convince the Army doctor that my general health is about as good as a dead elephant's, I probably have to go, but there's still hope.... Update: Finished school, Army hasn't called me in... Other than that, I have no fucking idea what to do, I will finish school this summer, and I don't plan to get anymore education for a while, so after the summer I'll probably have to get some shitty job, to make some money.

Update: No job either... I'm a fucking bum..

New Update: Got a summer job, and it is shitty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I can't really say that I'm really good at anything... I did get a good grade in math and english last semester, so not to bad at that i guess, and I can be pretty funny if you share my sence of humour. If I think of anything else, I'll post it....
The first things people usually notice about me
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dunno My ugly glasses maybe? No, to be honest, I don't think most poeple notice me at all... I'm kind of anonymous. And not very social, so there isn't that many places people can notice me.

Update: New glasses, so nothing to notice now. Lol!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: No favorite, but like Elmore Leonards books, also Shakespeare, some norwegians.... Oh and Douglas Couplands Generation X! And a book called An american tragedy, Ithink the authors name is Theodor Dreiser. When my dad read parts of it for me when I was young, I thought beeing a Piccolo would be the greatest job in the world..!

Update: Graham Greene is good, and James LeeBurke

Movie: Heat! No doubt about it! Also big fan of Tarantinos work, the favourite beeing Pulp Fiction. Allmost famous is really good, and loads more, just ask...

Music: I have loved Metallica since I was 8, but I'm pretty open minded. (For example, I also listen to Eva Cassidy, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Iron Maiden, Eminem, Pink Floyd, etc...) No techno and/or Pop though!!!

Food: Steak! Anything made of Bulls and Cows is A-OK with me!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coka Cola/Beer TV Movies Music Food, especially Beef! and car/movie mags

Update: My stomach can't handle Cola anymore.... But hey, it was about time to grow up I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Robert DeNiro, as he is my idol, but also, cars, sex, girls and other things beyond my reach... Oh and the meaningless life i live... + At the moment, when summer will come...I love summer....

Oh, and I day dream a lot, pretty much all the time, so you might say I'm not all that happy with my life at the moment...

Update: I have developed an unhealthy obsession with Keira Nightley... It's actually quite tragic, I feel like a fucking teenager again.

New Update: The Keira think isn't getting any better....

Newer Update: Keira obsession getting better. Reason? I met a girl, on vacation, I liked her alot... I'm obsessing on her instead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching TV and drinking beer, or visiting my dad, whom is a great guy. Yeah, I know.... I'm boring...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is not alot that I keep to myself, but the things I do, I will never reveal.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
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you don't have anything better to do... or if you think I sounded like an OK person I guess. Or for any reason... I don't get alot of mail... For christs sake, just write something to me, I'm fucking boored....!

Update: Please.... someone?