Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a Facebook profile. My profile name is "teeckard."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Combing through foreign films at Orbit DVD. Reading about labor
organizing strategies. Laughing at Peter Griffin and Stephen
Colbert. Watching from a distance as my brother and sister-in-law
raise their child.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gardening. Home decor. Layout & design. Writing. Making a sales
pitch, provided I really believe in what I am selling you.
Daydreaming. Shootin' the shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall guy? I dunno. Maybe they say, hey, look at that guy over there
wearing the shirt and the pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: Lolita. Economics in One Lesson. Child of the
Revolution. Self-Governing Socialism, Vol. 1. Very rarely do I
finish a book and then think to myself, "Wow. That was well worth
all the time I just invested in this book. Not even one word could
have been omitted. Every page was necessary." So, I start a lot of
books, but I rarely finish reading it for that reason. It is
usually way too much of a time commitment for the reward.
Favorite movies: Happiness. Palindromes. Careful. The Trial. Of
Freaks and Men. Daniel and Ana. Bruno. Toto the Hero. Corndog Man.
Borat. Most titles in the Criterion Collection. Most titles in the
Mondo Macabro series.
Favorite shows: Walking Dead. Family Guy. American Justice.
Forensic Files. Da Ali G Show. The old Night Flight show that aired
on USA way back when.
Favorite music: Vaccines. Pogues. MGMT. Squeeze. Hüsker Dü.
Replacements. Dead Milkmen. Robyn Hitchcock. Soft Boys. Beastie
Boys. Cure. Smiths. Knife. First Aid Kit. Naked and Famous. Sleigh
Bells. Ladytron. Richard and Linda Thompson. First two albums of
She Wants Revenge, but especially the first album.
Favorite food: Pancakes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ibuprofen. Heat. Corrective lenses. Four walls around me at night.
Sinus spray. Eclipse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a good leftist. Labor issues. Economics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Online. Catching up on old e-mails. Watching a zombie flick.
Cleaning the house. Eating hot chicken. Drinking a PBR. Sometimes
at the factory. In bed sometimes, because I sometimes have to work
the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I possess multiple bow ties. I actually have no problem telling
complete strangers the most intimate details of my personal life,
but I usually do that just to fuck with them.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 30–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You came up with a really good idea. You want advice on how to
bring the union into your workplace. You have gossip. You want to
talk smack. You want to shoot the shit. You want to complain. You
had a really bad day and want to drink beers with someone. You know
me. You don't know me, but you know what I am talking about on this
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