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red_pyramid

24 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Mesa, Arizona

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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My Self-Summary

*DISCLAIMER! - Keep reading, it gets better.*
"I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big d*ck and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysterics. I do what I want when I want."
-Neil Strauss

What I’m doing with my life

Living it.
That includes trying to get to school for audio production, being a father as best as I possibly can, enjoying time with my friends and playing WAY too many video games. If you've heard of it, chances are I've beat it and will school you in it. Try me, also I try to kidnap half mexican girls from tucson.

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I’m really good at

Blowing your damn mind.
Also, I was recently told that there's this thing I do that apparently makes me a 'genius' and I should teach a class. Go figure.

The first things people usually notice about me

Uh... my sparkling smile and my winning personality, my quick wit and my boyish charm?
No, it's probably the tattoos and the piercings.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Neil Strauss is an amazing author. If you read the first line of my profile and decided "Wow, what a dick!" then you probably wouldn't understand the first thing about social dynamics.
I also like Simon Green, Chuck Palahniuk, and H.P. Lovecraft.
As far as movies, a few favorites are Fight Club, Dead Alive, and He's Just Not That Into You (yes, I watched it, no, it wasn't a chick flick, and I strongly believe everyone needs to learn the message that movie teaches.)
Television varies, but right now if it's Dexter, House or anything on Adult Swim, I'll watch it.
Music... Alkaline Trio, Mindless Self Indulgence, That Handsome Devil, 3Oh!3, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, Billy Idol, The Cure, Deadsy, The Used, Brand New, Killswitch Engage, Atreyu, and Ludo are some of my favorites right now.
Food... I like it.

The six things I could never do without

My beautiful daughter
Rachael
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Rachael
Pouting

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I spend a lot of time thinking about

Rachael naked.
How much I am Eeyore.
Or how not to get ganked by Allies.

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On a typical Friday night I am

I don't have a typical Friday night.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm definitely almost always looking at tits. Shhh.

You should message me if

You want my super hot girlfriend to kick your fucking ass!!

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