I have climbed Mount Everest in a day’s time. I have discovered a whole colony of merfolk while on a Caribbean cruise. I turned down a position to be an assassin in order to train sheep dogs. I spent 3 years developing a cure for the common cold and then of all things my data and reports flew out the window of my car into a beach bonfire lost forever. I have a wife and kids in 3 separate states and have played beer-pong with Orlando Bloom and Kristen Kreuk. I rowed to Hawaii with nothing but a garbage cover and hockey stick. I can bake 20 minute brownies in 7 minutes. I can construct a helicopter out of an electric whisk, ductape and palm leaves. Oh and ---I also like writing satirically.

As far as employment goes I earned two degrees to teach elementary education in NY. Yet I am a preschool teacher in New Jersey. I plan on taking Waldorf Training to become a waldorf elementary school teacher.

In my spare time I plan adventures. This July, I went to India.

I take courses when I can because I enjoy learning things I want to know but could not fit into a normal education.

I am somewhat introverted and private person and I am making an effort to open up.

"One day I shall write my memoirs -- and they will be in green crayon!"

All of these things are really more of a plan because of "life-expectations." I however come to realize that life is a snowglobe, you never know when someone (or something) is going to pick up your world and shake it.

Thinking intuitively . mispelling words . making gifts . perching in unlikely places . cuddling . daydreaming . getting work done at the last minute . preparing food . parallel parking . eating cheese . listening to advice . ignoring advice . being diplomatic. saying "please" and "thank you" . being chivalrous . handwriting the ampersand

That I am a solid, and that I really am not an apparition--

Once they confirm my corporality, they also observe that I am unusually thin and look younger then I really am.

If they start to talk to me, they discover that I am brazenly blunt, yet somehow still manage to be polite.

Books: I read pretty much anything I can get my hands on from Dumas to Playboy. I have no literary boundaries. I S'ppose for the sake the question I could be sickeningly cliched and list down the first thing that comes to mind in each genre, but it's not going to happen.

If you are not happy with this Bite Me. --Management

Movies: Clue, Bourne Identity, Ocean's Eleven, Universal's Peter Pan,Dogma, Indian Jones and the Last Crusade, EverAfter, Little Miss Sunshine, Breakfast Club, Almost Famous, Gladiator, Austin Powers, Harry Potter Series...this list could go on forever, I like movies for the most part unless they are too serious then they can be boring. I do like odd movies that make you go "Waooo-wtf!?--I think I have to watch that again." Yes I am aware of the contradiction here...Oh and depressing tragedies annoy me too, if I want to watch something depressing I can always watch the News.

Music: I do appreciate most music, from punk rock to classical, but have an abysmally bad memory when it comes to remembering any of it.

Food: Sushi, Duck, Chocolate, Mushrooms, Movie Popcorn with Nacho Cheese, Fresh Fruit, pannacotta--, a nice very-rare juicy steak, actually this can be a pretty long list too. Yes I know what you are thinking ->(If he likes to eat so much why is he such a skinny-git, he must be lying he really only eats tic-tacs and berries)

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• EpilepticEmu04

Air, love, toliet paper, friends, H20, and amusement(books, art supplies, math puzzles...)

My mind bounces around a bit and I am easily distracted. It is even hard for me to sometimes know what I am thinking about. Lets see…things I do think about. Where are my students going to be fifteen years from now? (I teach pre-school—remember?). How the quotes on my Celestial Tea always seem to somehow relate to what I am thinking about in the morning. How to complete my latest art endeavor? Worrying internally about something obscure… And sometimes I think randomly. For an example -- What do the colors that we can not see look like? It is obscure to assume that the rainbow is the only colors that truly exist. If I could breath underwater where would I go? In movies the characters have background music they do not hear—Do we have background music we do not hear? What would my soundtrack sound like?

Doing something -- anything. It can be anything from staying in, to galavanting in da city with my friends. If I am not doing something Friday night it means I have plans to get up early Saturday morning.

A have a teddy bear, his name is Hendric.

A very sweet boy healed my heart. Now he lives in LA.

Despite what you may assume from my profile; I do have a serious side, a loyal side, a sweet side, a caring side, hey I even have a backside....shhhhhh dont tell anyone...

If you are amused by my responses to these arid questions...or if want to chat...if you are bored...if you're green- I like things that are green...Or if you have light-colored eyes...or if you are funny...hmm, if you are a hot-nerd that would be perfect. Well actually you can message me if you feel like it. Of course certain kinds of messages will get better replies.

Conversely if you do message me something interesting or with some thought I will in turn do the same. Just think before you write your message, is all I really ask.

The choices are yours and yours alone.