I'm neurotic and loud, intimidating and silly. I'll always try to keep a smile on your face. I have a giant Baltimore-based family and I'll never leave this place. It all means too much to me. I miss living by the beach and love to take weekend trips to visit my old friends. I'm a big nerd and I'm always chock full of useless information. My friends call me the Queen of the Internet. I have a crazy appreciation for this planet and everything that lives here. I love the night life. I like to boogie.

I was raised in a mixed religion household. I still celebrate pretty much every holiday with my family. No better excuse to go to Aunt Rhoda's house to eat some brisket. My mom has always wanted me to marry a nice Jewish boy like she did.

I overuse exclamation points. I'm usually happier than a period is able to express. There should be a punctuation mark for in-between a period and an exclamation point.

I wish I worked at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

If your profile says you dislike cats or dogs and dont want children, we shouldnt be friends.

My name is not Bettie. At all. Not even close.

I've spent the past few years as a preschool teacher. Most of my time spent sitting on the floor and talking in funny voices. Now I'm part of the grown-up world as a suit-wearing fancy person and it scares the hell out of me.

Making people smile

I inherited my ability to tell an entertaining story from my father. I'm that guy who has a story for everything. People tell me all the time that I have a memorable/ contagious laugh. I have no idea what that means, but I bet it means my laugh is awesome.

I read a lot. Pretty much anything. I've read most of what Vonnegut has written as well as the entire Twilight series. I really just enjoy reading books I can get lost in, no matter what they are about.

Sometimes I'm in the mood for a thought-provoking deep movie. Other times I just wanna see stuff blow up.

I listen to a lot of the music my parents raised me on. Lots of Elvis and Frank*! I'm still not over the 90s alt rock scene either. What can I say? I'm a nostalgic girl.

I'm a foodie. Let's go try a new restaurant.

*Costello and Zappa :)

Down comforters, my dog, my iPod Touch, My cat, a big purse filled with the essentials, and pajama pants

I think long and hard about everything I do. I'm probably an overthinker. I'm always worried the people around me don't have what they need and I try to figure out what I can do for them.

Dinner/ Happy Hour with friends then home to snuggle in my big comfy bed. My work week runs Tuesday through Saturday now. This is going to take some getting used to!

My car has a hole in the bottom of it. And not in the cool Fred Flintstone way.

I am perpetually seven years old. Or at least I like to think I am.

I can't stop playing Mafia Wars in Facebook.

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