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redditthetank

29 Salt Lake City, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–89
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just graduated from a law school in Los Angeles and have moved back to SLC to take the Bar. I am the kind of person that is driven by goals; I know what I want out of life and I am going to go get it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm figuring out how to become a lawyer. I'm also at a point in my life where I want to start building a meaningful relationship with someone (I know that sounds cheesy but its true).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can have fun doing anything. Boring museum trip? Bam! We'll have fun I promise. Plus, I've been called the song bird of my generation and as you can see I can quote movies for days...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my Italian nose???

My awesome dance moves??

Or most likely, my rap skills?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't always read, but when I do, I'm reading case law and contracts.

The Godfather I and II, Nolan's Batman trilogy, Animal House, The Shawshank Redemption, The Wolf of Wallstreet, SuperBad, Silver Linings Playbook, 300, Fight Club, Gladiator, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, The Hangover, Lone Survivor, Step Brothers, Hurt Locker, The Graduate, The Departed, End of Watch, Se7en, Wall Street...

Jay-Z, Blink-182, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, The National, Joe Cocker, Eminem, BiggieSmalls, Bon Iver, Lupe Fiaso, Kanye West, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, Airborne Toxic Event, Say Anything, The Cure, Gaslight Anthem, Atmosphere, Foo Fighters, The Killers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Bon Jovi, Girl Talk, Guns N' Roses...

The Wonder Years, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Eastbound and Down, The Sopranos, The Office, Seinfeld...

Italian food, my Dad makes the best spaghetti sauce...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The usual things...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My past, present and future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing anything that involves apps and zerts, chickie-chickie parm-parm, super-water, or big ol' cookies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My first CD was Boyz II Men and even though I'm a lawyer I really want to be a Navy Seal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know of some good bars/places to frequent in SLC, you're a die hard Yankees fan or you're straight outta Compton!

But really just do it! We'll laugh, we'll cry, I'm pysched!