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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 14, 2014
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity but it’s not important
Working on High school
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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About Me
Hi my name is Dylan i am 42 years young and at the moment I work with the Armed Forces & Emergency Services teaching specialist first aid training and i am making plans to become a First Responder with the Ambulance Service leading to becoming a Paramedic.

I am hoping to meet a genuine voluptous/curvy blonde or brunette lady size 16 and above for genuine meets NO TIME WASTERS I never waste anybody's time so I would expect the same. I have always gone out with large breasted women so when we meet I will actually chat to your face and not your boobs.

I also adore a woman who does not use a razor (Down There) if you you know what I mean, i dont expect you to put on your profile "I am very hairy downstairs " only you know if you are or not so if you feel embarrassed about your body hair you don't have to be with me. This may sound a bit up front but if you pardon the pun why beat around the bush so if you fancy a chat and a giggle then please get in touch there is loads more to tell you (None Sexual That Is) but if I put everything on here then you wont have many Q to ask when we meet,speak to you soon.x

Update: why is it with cameras so easy to use these days women still insist on uploading blurred photos of themselves and take photos standing in front of a mirror and block out most of there face with there phone.

Another thing that makes me chuckle is the statement "NO PLAYERS,CHEATS,OR LIARS" have you ever seen a guys profile saying "Hi I'm Tony im 42 and if your looking for a player a cheat and a liar then I'm your man" lets be honest they are not really going to say they are are they.

Also all of the above is meant in a humorous way so don't take it to seriously!!!!!!

What I’m doing with my life
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My goal is to become a fulltime Paramedic for the Ambulance Service
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Are my eyes and that I make them laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Red & Green Life Machine,Movies: Too many to mention, Music: Too many genres to mention, Food: I love cooking and have been told my curries are restaurant standard but that's not for me to agree on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Pooch, Car, Family Guy, IPhone, Headtorch, Cadburys chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to improve my life from mistakes I've made in the past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a thing for unshaven women its a shame most women shave you should never be ashamed of being natural.
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