44 Bedford, UK
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My self-summary
About Me
Hi my name is Dylan i am 42 years young and at the moment I work with the Armed Forces & Emergency Services teaching specialist first aid training and i am making plans to become a First Responder with the Ambulance Service leading to becoming a Paramedic.

I am hoping to meet a genuine voluptous/curvy blonde or brunette lady size 16 and above for genuine meets NO TIME WASTERS I never waste anybody's time so I would expect the same. I have always gone out with large breasted women so when we meet I will actually chat to your face and not your boobs.

I also adore a woman who does not use a razor (Down There) if you you know what I mean, i dont expect you to put on your profile "I am very hairy downstairs " only you know if you are or not so if you feel embarrassed about your body hair you don't have to be with me. This may sound a bit up front but if you pardon the pun why beat around the bush so if you fancy a chat and a giggle then please get in touch there is loads more to tell you (None Sexual That Is) but if I put everything on here then you wont have many Q to ask when we meet,speak to you soon.x

Update: why is it with cameras so easy to use these days women still insist on uploading blurred photos of themselves and take photos standing in front of a mirror and block out most of there face with there phone.

Another thing that makes me chuckle is the statement "NO PLAYERS,CHEATS,OR LIARS" have you ever seen a guys profile saying "Hi I'm Tony im 42 and if your looking for a player a cheat and a liar then I'm your man" lets be honest they are not really going to say they are are they.

Also all of the above is meant in a humorous way so don't take it to seriously!!!!!!

What I’m doing with my life
My goal is to become a fulltime Paramedic for the Ambulance Service
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
Are my eyes and that I make them laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Red & Green Life Machine,Movies: Too many to mention, Music: Too many genres to mention, Food: I love cooking and have been told my curries are restaurant standard but that's not for me to agree on.
The six things I could never do without
My Pooch, Car, Family Guy, IPhone, Headtorch, Cadburys chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve my life from mistakes I've made in the past.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for unshaven women its a shame most women shave you should never be ashamed of being natural.
You should message me if
You want to know more about me