Hi my name is Dylan i am 42 years young and at the moment I work with the Armed Forces & Emergency Services teaching specialist first aid training and i am making plans to become a First Responder with the Ambulance Service leading to becoming a Paramedic.
I am hoping to meet a genuine voluptous/curvy blonde or brunette lady size 16 and above for genuine meets NO TIME WASTERS I never waste anybody's time so I would expect the same. I have always gone out with large breasted women so when we meet I will actually chat to your face and not your boobs.
I also adore a woman who does not use a razor (Down There) if you you know what I mean, i dont expect you to put on your profile "I am very hairy downstairs " only you know if you are or not so if you feel embarrassed about your body hair you don't have to be with me. This may sound a bit up front but if you pardon the pun why beat around the bush so if you fancy a chat and a giggle then please get in touch there is loads more to tell you (None Sexual That Is) but if I put everything on here then you wont have many Q to ask when we meet,speak to you soon.x
Update: why is it with cameras so easy to use these days women still insist on uploading blurred photos of themselves and take photos standing in front of a mirror and block out most of there face with there phone.
Another thing that makes me chuckle is the statement "NO PLAYERS,CHEATS,OR LIARS" have you ever seen a guys profile saying "Hi I'm Tony im 42 and if your looking for a player a cheat and a liar then I'm your man" lets be honest they are not really going to say they are are they.
Also all of the above is meant in a humorous way so don't take it to seriously!!!!!!