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45 • Scottsdale, AZ • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–53
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 5:47pm
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Strictly anything
- Other, and laughing about it
- Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Sales / Marketing
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
On the other hand, I'm a social chameleon who can fit into almost any social situation. Moms like me, and pets adore me.
It all depends on my mood. I'm a man of duality, but not duplicity. I'm a walking contradiction. I'd prefer to walk like an Egyptian, but i feel more like the Walking Dead. What can ya do?
I am confident, funny, and secure
When I'm not working for someone else, I'm working at my side business. We got a good group of people together, and I feel we've got a great chance at making it a success. If you want to know details (and have time to listen), ask me about it! Sports fans especially should ask!
The time that's left over is devoted to writing fiction, and reading source material for my stories, or finding other sources of inspiration (including travel)
I'd love to find a woman to fit in my busy schedule. I'm busy, but not too busy for the right woman!
Acting like a republican in a group of hippies. Or do I have that backwards?
Making my 'world famous addictive tacos'. Seriously, I know a Canadian and a Mexican who love my tacos, so it's not a lie!
Making bullet points. It's a very useful skill in the corporate world.
Some people call me intimidating, but I don't know where they get that idea.
Movies: Iron Man, Batman Begins, Gone in 60 Seconds, Requiem for a Dream, The Departed, Hellboy, Sin City, 5th Element, Green Mile, Grandma's Boy, Blood & Chocolate, many more. That's just the first few I saw when I glanced at my DVD rack.
I like seeing movies on opening night, or opening weekend in a packed theater....but I also like seeing them on Monday morning matinée when everyone's at work and in school, so I have the theater to myself.
Music: Metal, rock, classic rock, and an eclectic choice of all other styles - yes including country, rap, R&B, soul, funk, EDM, Electronica, Hip-hop, nerdcore, and classical. I'll give most music a listen, but don't get upset if it's not my thing. It takes a while (and some positive associations) before I really start to get into a new song outside my favorite styles.
Food: American, Chinese, Mexican, Italian. I LOVE burgers, spaghetti, tacos, Kung Pao chicken, and steak (the king of meat).
2) a comfortable bed (when it's time for sleep, I'm serious about it)
3) sunglasses (ask me why, if you're interested)
4) A sharp kitchen knife. I love doing knifework in the kitchen with a nice sharp knife. Onions, carrots, peppers, I love chopping them all up!
5) my friends (awwwwww)
6) my ability to make bullet points, and self-referential comments.
I also spend a lot of time thinking about what the next step to success is for my business.
I've been known to start driving on Friday night, driving until sunrise, and drive through Saturday....just to turn around, and come back by Sunday night. Why? Why not, it gives me lots of time to think. I rarely get to take trips like this anymore, due to working so often. I don't know if I would make or or less roadtrips of this nature if I had a motorcycle again.
As of March, 2015, my cat has passed. After 17 years, he's finally gone, and I will miss him forever.
ii - You're a totally bitchin'.
3] You enjoy English dry wit, and get very subtle humor and corny jokes. You've got to love cornball humor. It's that dichotomy I mentioned - intellectual puns, followed by fart jokes. Like a good episode of Family Guy!
4 = you can read, and want to share a good book.
5: You understand this joke: http://xkcd.com/241/
f) you can suggest a good local theater troupe
lastly...if you like zombies, werewolves, vampires, or other forms of the supernatural/paranormal/mythological/unexplainable.
Seriously, I could talk all day on these subjects!
**Being in sales makes one feel like there's nothing but the worst of humanity out there....
But occasionally, there's a diamond (sometimes in the rough). You have to shift through a LOT of garbage before you get there, though. Kissing frogs before you find a princess, and all.
It's a hard knock life, but to be successful at sales, you need persistence, patience, and practice. These are the only ways to finding what you want.
It won't find you. If you don't ask the answer is always "no". Silence is as powerful as a pitch....he who talks first loses.
Good luck. If there's someone out there for you, you'll have to find it. It won't come to you. If you want it, you'll have to chase it.
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