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29 Jersey City, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 29
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm inspired easily and keep the best company. Most of my days revolve around weed, food, and cats but I'm looking for a reason to leave the couch, gain a pound and put down the kitty guitar. I garden every summer and produce gnarly yields but cannot keep a house plant alive. I'm also a master of the glue gun; I like turning one thing into another. Talk vegan to me and I'm yours.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working in making the world a better place by slowly breaking the douchebaggery out of one rich kid at a time. One day they will rule the world, I'm just laying their foundation of decency.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making babies giggle and mean muggin' douche bag kids. Preparing raw foods and veganizing recipes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've got a wild energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I own more cookbooks than reading books. Terry Romero is my jam (pun intended). I've also been falling down a book hole regarding transhumanism and the brain. Shit is craaaazy.

I love Christmas comedies like Home Alone and Elf but the only time I really watch movies is around the holidays. I'm more of a season of watching Parks and Rec kind of gal or the Tonight Show. Fallon slays.

I love podcasts. All types from Joe Rogan to Dan Carlin.

And music wise, I only listen to Lil Wayne.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My gpen
A blade
Raw pizza snacks
Home Improvement
my Vitamix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to juggle the next week, how many snacks I can fit in my purse, and how pissed my cats are going to be that I'm coming home so late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing homework and Facetiming most people I know to catch up for the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My fly is down.
You should message me if
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you're cool.

no normies.