redlocks61
47 / f / straight / single
Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
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on a 3 speed, with a banana seat, and a sissy bar
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The perfect age of man |
is between 33 and 38.
yup. no doubt.
yup. no doubt.
Evidently I only journal when I'm pissed. |
And this is a habit I've got to change because it makes me appear
to be an angry woman and I'm not!
I never really noticed that I used this space to rant but looking back on my posts that's exactly what I do!
Not really good when looking for friends...
I never really noticed that I used this space to rant but looking back on my posts that's exactly what I do!
Not really good when looking for friends...
Genghis Khunt |
I've taken and retaken this damn test. I was "The Playstation" once
upon a time but it comes up Genghis
Khunt now, unless I lie.
I don't like that title. I don't think it's a fair title.
I'm a woman who doesn't believe happily ever after includes being married to one man for the rest of my life. What's wrong with that? Why does it deserve such a mean name? I don't lie about it to men I date. I don't go around breaking hearts for sport.
I don't get it.
I don't like that title. I don't think it's a fair title.
I'm a woman who doesn't believe happily ever after includes being married to one man for the rest of my life. What's wrong with that? Why does it deserve such a mean name? I don't lie about it to men I date. I don't go around breaking hearts for sport.
I don't get it.
Gotta Love Honesty |
I quote the very first sentence from a recently added
profile:
"I'm fresh out of prison and in need of some female companionship."
Just put it right on out there buddy, I wish you much luck.
"I'm fresh out of prison and in need of some female companionship."
Just put it right on out there buddy, I wish you much luck.
The Penis Test says I'm a man. |
Well, this is *exactly* what it says:
***********
The man.
Congratulations! You scored 59%!
Well, you have a penis. Although it is likely you are more on the sensitive side, you still are the superior sex. There are much more manlier men out there, but don't be ashamed of being the designated driver. Be proud. You are...a MAN!
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Well I'm not a man but in every way but the physical I do have some balls. I think getting this far in life without growing a pair would be impossible these days.
You wanna take the test?
The Penis Test
I forget who wrote it but it's easily found out if you go to the page...
***********
The man.
Congratulations! You scored 59%!
Well, you have a penis. Although it is likely you are more on the sensitive side, you still are the superior sex. There are much more manlier men out there, but don't be ashamed of being the designated driver. Be proud. You are...a MAN!
***********
Well I'm not a man but in every way but the physical I do have some balls. I think getting this far in life without growing a pair would be impossible these days.
You wanna take the test?
The Penis Test
I forget who wrote it but it's easily found out if you go to the page...
I've never been much of a complainer.... |
about my ex-husband - the man it appears I'm inextricably tied to
forever whether I want to be or not.
Oh, in case you don't know how to get inextricably tied to someone forever, just have kids with them. They'll never be out of your life whether they are actually in it or not. Did that make sense? Bah!
Yes....Bah! As in Humbug! I'm done with him. I wanted to be done with him 10 years ago but leaving him didn't cut that inextricable tie of our kids. I'm done with him now. Completely disgusted and happy that all the kids are over legal age so I can really truly choose now not to communicate with him at all.
Except if one of them gets married or has kids. Or if something really bad happens to them...Gods forbid.
Damn, I really *AM* inextricably tied to him for life. The little fucker.
Oh, in case you don't know how to get inextricably tied to someone forever, just have kids with them. They'll never be out of your life whether they are actually in it or not. Did that make sense? Bah!
Yes....Bah! As in Humbug! I'm done with him. I wanted to be done with him 10 years ago but leaving him didn't cut that inextricable tie of our kids. I'm done with him now. Completely disgusted and happy that all the kids are over legal age so I can really truly choose now not to communicate with him at all.
Except if one of them gets married or has kids. Or if something really bad happens to them...Gods forbid.
Damn, I really *AM* inextricably tied to him for life. The little fucker.
Do ALL men think they are good at sex? |
Because crawling on top of a woman and humping till you get off is
NOT good. Sticking your face between her legs, holding your breath
and jabbing your tongue as fast as you can is NOT good (most of the
time - but I'm not here to give lessons). I could go on but a
better suggestion is for you to realize that you aren't the judge
as to whether you are good or not and just because some girl said
you were doesn't qualify you as an expert.
This is not an age thing, I've been with 22 year olds that were brilliant and 45 year olds that were awful - and visa versa. I've been with a lot of men and I'm not ashamed to say it. All were most likely good at something but very few were good at everything.
Experience is very important guys, but you might think about READING UP A LITTLE. The largest sex organ is the brain you know...
This is not an age thing, I've been with 22 year olds that were brilliant and 45 year olds that were awful - and visa versa. I've been with a lot of men and I'm not ashamed to say it. All were most likely good at something but very few were good at everything.
Experience is very important guys, but you might think about READING UP A LITTLE. The largest sex organ is the brain you know...
Hey all you guys "in a band".... |
Do you think girls really care? Have you actually found that to be
a successful pick-up line? Seems like every other male profile
can't wait to tell me he plays guitar or drums or sings in a band,
or better (worse) yet, post a pic holding a guitar. Personally I
find it to be a turn off. Evidently I'm in the minority....
Bruce Springsteen still rocks my soul!!!!!!!! |
From Thunder Road to Mary's Place he just does it for me...
