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redneckfunnyman

23 / M / straight / Single

Fairfax, Virginia

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6' 0" (1.82m).
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New friends
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Not at all
Drugs
Never
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Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
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Student
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Owns dogs and Likes cats
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I am Goofy, Helpfull, and Honest.

My Self-Summary

Just looking for friends now but hey you can never have too many friends

Hi my name is Dustin, I'm a DC area comedian and I love to help people. If you'd like to see a video of my standup just go on youtube and type in Dustin Wood.

Acouple years ago a friend of mine from West Virginia lost her brother in a car accident. She went into a deep depression and she wouldn't talk to anyone about it, so I wrote her five letters that way the next time she got depressed she can just read one of the letters and hopefully feel better.

The amazing thing is that they worked. Now she's back to her normal life and not to brag or anything but my feel better letters gave her the push she needed to get there. Since then I have a written over 100 feel better letters for people all over the world.

So if anyone wants one just let me know and i'll do my best to make you smile

What I’m doing with my life

I am a stand up comedian and I'm planning a one of a kind comedy tour to stop depression

I’m really good at

Making people laugh

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a)Anything

(b)My Favorite movie is Patch Adams because I like the idea of healing thru laughter.I have a heart condition called Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. That is just a big word for my heart goes too damn fast. Why don't they just call it that? It would be alot easier to explain like if someone walks up to me and asks: "Hey man why can't you run?" "My heart goes too damn fast." "Oh!" Well back to the movie Patch Adams. I like it because that movie really affected my life for the better.

(c)My Favorite song is Red Dirt Road by Brooks And Dunn. That is one of those songs you can listen to forever and it never gets old.

(d) Pizza, Chicken,and anything from taco bell

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I can't dance

You should message me if

You should message me if you are my perfect girl....Example:If love to laugh,If you can't sing worth a damn but you can still light up a room cause everyone can see how much fun your having,If sometimes you can be completly goofy and you are not afraid to make an ass out of yourself,If you like to sit outside and just talk all night long,If you love life and you want to find someone who loves it as much as you. If not I hope you find the perfect person for you but it is not me.

But I am always looking for new friends..."Who isn't?"...So If you want to chat or you need a laugh send me a message.

Best of luck