I am intelligent, funny, and sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
I'm me what more can I say? I've been compared to a Keebler Elf,
dubbed a redheaded party favor, and been told I was too much fun to
be smart. I'm not sure if all three are compliments, but I choose
to think of them as such. I collect nicknames by no choice of my
own, and if you're lucky I'll list them for you. I'm unique and
looking for the same. I find it difficult to open up to large
groups and am shy in the beginning, but once I warm up to you there
is no stopping the force that is me.
I've also been told I'm honest to a fault, personally I just think
I suck at playing the make nice tell 'em what they want to hear
game. Tact is, unfortunately, not my strong suit. I'm not fond of
having my sincerity questioned so you're pretty much guaranteed if
I say something, I mean it. If you tell me you like a movie and I
think it's crap I'll say I didn't like it (and then we can have a
nice healthy discussion about why you're wrong and I'm right :P )
and if you tell me you love chilling on a beach somewhere, I'll
point out that I hate the sun. Ok, so hate may be a little harsh,
I'm sure the sun never intentionally did me any harm, but really,
we have a need/go away now and bring on the night relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
For the first time in my life I have a normal 8-5 Monday - Friday
job and I'm enjoying every moment of it. I love having my evening
and weekends free to rebuild old friendship and to make new ones.
Just trying to control the amount of drama around me so I can enjoy
life.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, though, not necessarily on purpose. I can't
always tell if you're laughing with me or at me, but hey, at least
we're having a good time. I'm exceptionally good at being a dork
and doing stuff that would cause those made of weaker stuff to die
from embarrassment. I can cook a mean batch of chicken and noodles
from scratch, and my deviled eggs are lusted over. I have an
uncanny ability to tell people the very things they need to hear,
rather than the things they want to hear. I try to be a good
friend, but let's face it, I'm a selfish human being and it's all
about me me me. Oh, and let's not forget my skills at being a smart
ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have short little legs -- I've even had a friend make up a really
stupid song about them... complete with a dance that is best done
on top of an elevated surface. And NO, you won't be seeing me do
that (or the Elaine dance) until we've known each other for a
while. Oh, and apparently my hair is starting to grab attention
since I started growing it back out.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love to read but don't really have favorites. Dean Koontz, Janet
Evanovich, Stephen King, Michael Crichton and James Patterson are
good choices. I'm a movie lover, and the list is way too long to be
comprehensive, but I'll try to list a few: The Fifth Element,
Princess Bride, Monster Squad, all Die Hard movies, Transformers,
Pride & Prejudice, French Kiss, anything Pixar, the new Star
Trek, The Iron Giant, 300, and anything starring Jason Statham. I'm
eagerly awaiting the release of The Fantastic Mr. Fox, but will
impatiently wait until my movie buddy can go with me (ok, so I
might actually go see it without him and watch it again when he
gets back in town) And I might as well admit now that I love going
to see animated movies and I watch cartoons.
I'm stupid when it comes to music, I can't tell you song titles or
who it's by, but I know when I like it. I do have a tendency to
sing and seat dance in the car with the radio blaring.
Sometimes I feel like such a country girl when it comes to food.
I'm a fan of red meat and potatoes, catfish, homemade chicken and
noodles, fried chicken and mashed potatoes. I rate restaurants
based on their bread. If given the choice between Mexican and
Italian, I'm gonna go with the pasta. Hooray for carbs!
The six things I could never do without
Air conditioning
access to the internet
laughter
good friends
my bed
good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how many brain cells I've lost from working with idiots. Stupid is
contagious. My brain pretty much shuts down at this point.
On a typical Friday night I am
Parked on someones couch, surrounded by friends, watching Wipeout
or some other randomness, eating the best damn tacos you will ever
eat (made by me), and drinking Coke Zero.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Growing up I either wanted to be Rogue from the X-Men or Red Sonja.
I'm a good girl but deep down I want to be Bonnie, with or without
Clyde.
You should message me if
you can make me laugh. I'm a snorter, it's a vicious cycle of
pigginess when you get me going.