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37 Oklahoma City, OK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 5, 2014
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I am intelligent, funny, and sarcastic...anything else is up to you to discover.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? Work, play, relax, try to avoid the drama (both mine and that of my friends, but mostly my friends) watch too many movies, read too many books, take too many hot bubble baths, resist playing my Wii, and wear my PJs a bit too much. Get in trouble, stay out of trouble, take pride in my work, think about writing, think about not writing, don't write, pet my dogs, lock my dogs outside and forget them while I go to work (oops), leave the back door to my house open and then go to work (double oops), try to figure out where I'm going to get the money and the know how to fix up my house, own too many marbles. Basically, I'm a dork and weird and happy with both.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, though, not necessarily on purpose. I can't always tell if you're laughing with me or at me, but hey, at least we're having a good time. I'm exceptionally good at being a dork and doing stuff that would cause those made of weaker stuff to die from embarrassment. I can cook a mean batch of chicken and noodles from scratch, and my deviled eggs are lusted over. I'm really good at being an idiot, especially when it comes to people. I make an excellent devil's advocate since I have an uncanny ability to tell others the very things they need to hear, rather than the things they want to hear. I try to be a good friend, but let's face it, I'm a selfish human being and it's all about me me me. Oh, and let's not forget my skills at being a smart ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have short little legs -- I've even had a friend make up a really stupid song about them... complete with a dance that is best done on top of an elevated surface. And NO, you won't be seeing me do that (or the Elaine dance) until we've known each other for a while. (And for the record, I will always deny I danced on that counter at work, ok, so I did.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read but don't really have favorites. Dean Koontz, Janet Evanovich, Stephen King, Michael Crichton and James Patterson are good choices. I'm a movie lover, and the list is way too long to be comprehensive, but I'll try to list a few: The Fifth Element, Princess Bride, Monster Squad, all Die Hard movies, Transformers, Pride & Prejudice, French Kiss, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, anything Pixar, the new Star Trek, The Iron Giant, 300, and anything starring Jason Statham. And I might as well admit now that I love going to see animated movies and I watch cartoons.

I'm stupid when it comes to music, I can't tell you song titles or who it's by, but I know when I like it. I do have a tendency to sing and seat dance in the car with the radio blaring.

Sometimes I feel like such a country girl when it comes to food. I'm a fan of red meat and potatoes, catfish, homemade chicken and noodles, fried chicken and mashed potatoes. I rate restaurants based on their bread. If given the choice between Mexican and Italian, I'm gonna go with the pasta. Hooray for carbs!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air conditioning
access to the internet
laughter and snorting
good friends
my bed and high thread count sheets
good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many brain cells I've lost working with idiots. Stupid is contagious. My brain pretty much shuts down at this point.

What I'd like to do with my house if only I could win the lottery, starting with the kitchen and then on to the bathroom.

What the heck I'm going to do if that half a tree finishes its fall to Earth and lands on my gas meter.

Currently wondering how the heck I ever came across as pretentious. I mean, come on, pretentious? I'll accept intimidating, but can not for the life of me wrap my brain around pretentious.

How many times I can use the word pretentious in this space.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wherever I feel the urge to be. Could be at home on my couch, could be the movies, could be out to dinner or at a friend's place. As long as I'm relaxed and happy, I'm good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just got my first tattoo, sorry guys, no tramp stamp.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh.