I am intelligent, funny, and sarcastic...anything else is up to you
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life? Work, play, relax, try to avoid the
drama (both mine and that of my friends, but mostly my friends)
watch too many movies, read too many books, take too many hot
bubble baths, resist playing my Wii, and wear my PJs a bit too
much. Get in trouble, stay out of trouble, take pride in my work,
think about writing, think about not writing, don't write, pet my
dogs, lock my dogs outside and forget them while I go to work
(oops), leave the back door to my house open and then go to work
(double oops), try to figure out where I'm going to get the money
and the know how to fix up my house, own too many marbles.
Basically, I'm a dork and weird and happy with both.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, though, not necessarily on purpose. I can't
always tell if you're laughing with me or at me, but hey, at least
we're having a good time. I'm exceptionally good at being a dork
and doing stuff that would cause those made of weaker stuff to die
from embarrassment. I can cook a mean batch of chicken and noodles
from scratch, and my deviled eggs are lusted over. I'm really good
at being an idiot, especially when it comes to people. I make an
excellent devil's advocate since I have an uncanny ability to tell
others the very things they need to hear, rather than the things
they want to hear. I try to be a good friend, but let's face it,
I'm a selfish human being and it's all about me me me. Oh, and
let's not forget my skills at being a smart ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have short little legs -- I've even had a friend make up a really
stupid song about them... complete with a dance that is best done
on top of an elevated surface. And NO, you won't be seeing me do
that (or the Elaine dance) until we've known each other for a
while. (And for the record, I will always deny I danced on that
counter at work, ok, so I did.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read but don't really have favorites. Dean Koontz, Janet
Evanovich, Stephen King, Michael Crichton and James Patterson are
good choices. I'm a movie lover, and the list is way too long to be
comprehensive, but I'll try to list a few: The Fifth Element,
Princess Bride, Monster Squad, all Die Hard movies, Transformers,
Pride & Prejudice, French Kiss, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show,
anything Pixar, the new Star Trek, The Iron Giant, 300, and
anything starring Jason Statham. And I might as well admit now that
I love going to see animated movies and I watch cartoons.
I'm stupid when it comes to music, I can't tell you song titles or
who it's by, but I know when I like it. I do have a tendency to
sing and seat dance in the car with the radio blaring.
Sometimes I feel like such a country girl when it comes to food.
I'm a fan of red meat and potatoes, catfish, homemade chicken and
noodles, fried chicken and mashed potatoes. I rate restaurants
based on their bread. If given the choice between Mexican and
Italian, I'm gonna go with the pasta. Hooray for carbs!
The six things I could never do without
access to the internet
laughter and snorting
my bed and high thread count sheets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how many brain cells I've lost working with idiots. Stupid is
contagious. My brain pretty much shuts down at this point.
What I'd like to do with my house if only I could win the lottery,
starting with the kitchen and then on to the bathroom.
What the heck I'm going to do if that half a tree finishes its fall
to Earth and lands on my gas meter.
Currently wondering how the heck I ever came across as pretentious.
I mean, come on, pretentious? I'll accept intimidating, but can not
for the life of me wrap my brain around pretentious.
How many times I can use the word pretentious in this space.
On a typical Friday night I am
wherever I feel the urge to be. Could be at home on my couch, could
be the movies, could be out to dinner or at a friend's place. As
long as I'm relaxed and happy, I'm good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just got my first tattoo, sorry guys, no tramp stamp.
You should message me if
You can make me laugh.